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I cried “WHY DID YOU DO THIS, YOU SICK FUCK?” The Raisin Bran responded “AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF FIBER!” I cried, it seemed as though all hope was gone, then it appeared. A figure that picked up the Raisin Bran, and uppercutted it into the oblivion that it belonged in. I looked at who had saved me from a fate worse than death. It was none other than Danny DeVito.
I cried “WHY DID YOU DO THIS, YOU SICK FUCK?” The Raisin Bran responded “AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF FIBER!” I cried, it seemed as though all hope was gone, then it appeared. A figure that picked up the Raisin Bran, and uppercutted it into the oblivion that it belonged in. I looked at who had saved me from a fate worse than death. It was none other than Danny DeVito.
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