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A regrettable decision on my part.
A regrettable decision on my part.

[[File:Six flags dance -10 hours-|thumb|330x330px|Teh Rape Bus Theme.]]
It was only after the bus stopped in a dark alley that I noticed the lyrics to the music:
It was only after the bus stopped in a dark alley that I noticed the lyrics to the music:


"Jump into my rape bus.
"Jump into my fuck bus.


Get aboard the rape bus.
Get aboard the fuck bus.


Come on get in the rape bus.
Come on get in the fuck bus.


I don't have all fucking day-ay.
I don't have all fucking day-ay.


Get into my rape bus.
Get into my fuck bus.


Climb into the rape bus.
Climb into the fuck bus.


Come on get in the rape bus.
Come on get in the fuck bus.


Get in the rape bus now.
Get in the fuck bus now.


The old man climbed into the bus and ripped his face off, revealing a demonically possessed Michael Jackson.
The old man climbed into the bus and ripped his face off, revealing a demonically possessed Michael Jackson.
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"Don't worry guise, I got this." John Romero opened his laptop and hacked into the Six Flags mainframe 'cause he's a 1337 super-hacker. So we rode the rides and gave the cameras the finger 'cause fuck da police.
"Don't worry guise, I got this." John Romero opened his laptop and hacked into the Six Flags mainframe 'cause he's a 1337 super-hacker. So we rode the rides and gave the cameras the finger 'cause fuck da police.
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