Samus's Suicide (The Lost Episode of Metroid): Revision history

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28 January 2023

20 July 2022

  • curprev 19:3019:30, 20 July 2022‎ TrollpastaBot talk contribs‎ 15,290 bytes +15,290‎ Created page with "Howdy ho there, neighbor. My name is Hansen Frans. I was an Austrian bodybuilder who had it all. Good looks, a charming girlfriend, six-pack abs, and a partridge in a pear tree. But like all things, they came to an end. I'm fat now. Nobody loves me, and the only bird I've got is the one that I flip when the Burger King clerk pours Mayonnaise on my Quadruple Whopper when I specifically plead "Hold the Mayo." Now the only thing I'm holding onto is dear life. I can't even a..."
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