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'''*Seinfeld earrape plays*'''
'''*Seinfeld earrape plays*'''


<nowiki>*</nowiki>scene opens at Jerry's comedy club*
{{*}}scene opens at Jerry's comedy club*


Jerry: So what's the deal with Jews? *audience laughs* I mean, sure they're good with money and everything but on the other hand *seinfeld beat drops*.....they are all greedy penny-pinchers *audience laughs* *theme keeps on playing*
Jerry: So what's the deal with Jews? *audience laughs* I mean, sure they're good with money and everything but on the other hand *seinfeld beat drops*.....they are all greedy penny-pinchers *audience laughs* *theme keeps on playing*


<nowiki>*</nowiki>le next day*
{{*}}le next day*


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Kramer bursts into Jerry's door*
{{*}}Kramer bursts into Jerry's door*


Kramer: Can I borrow your gun Jerry?
Kramer: Can I borrow your gun Jerry?
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Jerry: *pauses* Okay *earrape version of audience laughter*
Jerry: *pauses* Okay *earrape version of audience laughter*


<nowiki>*</nowiki>scene cuts to Kramer scratching his own eyeballs out* *subsequently jumps out of Jerry's window*
{{*}}scene cuts to Kramer scratching his own eyeballs out* *subsequently jumps out of Jerry's window*


Kramer: I'm still alive- Oh mama mia!!!
Kramer: I'm still alive- Oh mama mia!!!


<nowiki>*</nowiki>air conditioner falls* *lands on Kramer's head* *Kramer dies*
{{*}}air conditioner falls* *lands on Kramer's head* *Kramer dies*


Jerry: Geez
Jerry: Geez


<nowiki>*</nowiki>George enters* *has a demented look on his face*
{{*}}George enters* *has a demented look on his face*


George: THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
George: THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY


<nowiki>*</nowiki>George proceeds to force his way into Jerry's tight anus*
{{*}}George proceeds to force his way into Jerry's tight anus*


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Kramer's dick looked like this ---> 8===================D
{{*}}Kramer's dick looked like this ---> 8===================D


<nowiki>*</nowiki>jerry dies from being anally destroyed lol*
{{*}}jerry dies from being anally destroyed lol*


<nowiki>*</nowiki>audience applauds*
{{*}}audience applauds*


<nowiki>*</nowiki>entire credits scroll within 2 seconds literally*
{{*}}entire credits scroll within 2 seconds literally*


<nowiki>*</nowiki>end credits scene appears*
{{*}}end credits scene appears*


Newman: *in a darkly lit room* *holding a candle* *chuckling with a malevolent smirk* Mehehehehehehe, Jerry! Jerry! Wake up! You know that- the mail never stops - Jerry.......Mwehehehehehehehehehe *smothers chocolate across his smile to look like the Joker* Hehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehheehehehehhe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Newman: *in a darkly lit room* *holding a candle* *chuckling with a malevolent smirk* Mehehehehehehe, Jerry! Jerry! Wake up! You know that- the mail never stops - Jerry.......Mwehehehehehehehehehe *smothers chocolate across his smile to look like the Joker* Hehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehheehehehehhe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


<nowiki>*</nowiki>The theme for Christopher Nolan's ''The Dark Knight ''plays
{{*}}The theme for Christopher Nolan's ''The Dark Knight ''plays


Duh, duh duh, duh, duh duh
Duh, duh duh, duh, duh duh
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