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[[File:WEEEEEE.png|thumb|LOLZ itz Dicknose!!!1!]] |
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This is my first ever Trollpasta so please don't hate on it. I know it's kinda long, but it's really worth the read. Thanks. |
{{Note|This is my first ever Trollpasta so please don't hate on it. I know it's kinda long, but it's really worth the read. Thanks.}} |
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I was at Gamestop recently looking for a copy of Starfox 64. I asked the clerk and he said they had a copy. He went in the back to get it and came back with something strange. It was a VHS sleeve that said "Strfux 69" and had a picture of Chaz Bono flying a Star Wars styled pod racer. It made me sick. He told me it was free so naturally I took it, considering how I'm a cheap fuck. |
I was at Gamestop recently looking for a copy of Starfox 64. I asked the clerk and he said they had a copy. He went in the back to get it and came back with something strange. It was a VHS sleeve that said "Strfux 69" and had a picture of Chaz Bono flying a Star Wars styled pod racer. It made me sick. He told me it was free so naturally I took it, considering how I'm a cheap fuck. |
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Exit Heisenberg and Smucks. |
Exit Heisenberg and Smucks. |
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Morgan Freeman: This was the end of Dicknose Strombolli, Prince of Sextopia. Lust is a powerful thing that can turn men into swine, and swine into |
Morgan Freeman: This was the end of Dicknose Strombolli, Prince of Sextopia. Lust is a powerful thing that can turn men into swine, and swine into poop. It just goes to show, if you want to make love, do it in your bed, and with a lover alive, not already dead. Good eve. |
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The whole video made me sick, so I stuck it up my asshole and never worried about it again. Da end. |
The whole video made me sick, so I stuck it up my asshole and never worried about it again. Da end. |
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