Sheetghost Shenanigans
One night, I was browsing ghost-hunting videos on classic video-sharing site "Vimeo", when all of a sudden, I heard a loud crash in my downstairs living room, I took off my headphones and rushed to check it out. From the top of the stairs, to my utter surprise and amazement, I spotted a sheet-like ghost flailing about on my bottom floor! Agog, I stared for a moment in disbelief at the sight that I beheld. I realized my situation, though, and knew that I had to act quickly, or else this sheeted-specter may not leave my abode alone any time soon!
Rushing back to my room, I flung open the closet and picked out my best ghost-hunting gear. Luckily, I had prepared for this very occasion, having purchased only the finest haunt-hunter gear I could get my hands on from the now-defunct website, "ApparationNoMore.net", I had fairly high hopes for a positive outcome to this spooky situation.
Making my way back to the stairs, I looked to where I last spotted the intruding haunt, and found the space to be now empty. "He must've gone for the kitchen, where my most prized snacks are held... Besides my Kit-Kats, which are in my room", I thought to myself. Carefully stepping down the stairs, I wondered about what this ghost might want, and how could I somehow be the provider of such a thing, whatever it may be? I may soon find out, whether I wish to or not.
Tiptoeing into the kitchen, I found the sheet standing perfectly upright and still. Confused, I snuck closer, and peered to the right of the intrusive specter to see that I spotted chocolate stains on the presumed mouth region of the ghost, and, looking down, noticed many-a Butterfinger wrappers strewn about the kitchen floor! I yelled, "My butterfingers aren't meant for your flailing fingers!", they quickly turned, and jumped right on top of me at a startling speed! Screaming, I pressed the action button of the "Ghost-B-Gone", my ghost-hunting device that was conveniently "not close enouugh in design to the Ghostbusters gun to warrant a cease and desist", as stated on the aforementioned website. Upon pressing the weapon's button, it sounded a rather audible noise in activation, and, thankfully, sucked the spirit right up into it, along with an amount of the candy wrappers that laid nearby. Apparently, this sheet's scheme was to eat my Butterfingers, and while it may have succeeded in that regard, it was, in the end, bested.
Going back to my room, I sat down, took out a Kit-Kat, as well as a piece of a half-"sheeaten" Butterfinger, and resumed my ghost-hunting video viewing, because, one can never be too prepared, for such a ghostly occasion.
Credited to LunaHasMoonCake
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