Shrek Is Hate

>be me
>be 17
>made a really NSFW pasta about Shrek
>the next day later
>it gets deleted by Wikia Staff
>I was sad and crying
>Until, I felt a warmth on my back
>it was the mighty Ogrelord's hand, it was SHREK!
>He said "it's all ogre now."
>then he vanished into thin air
>Shrek is right
>it is all ogre now
>I can't believe the one and only mighty ogrelord has betrayed me
>he didn't fill my butt with his love or anything, he just left me here to suffer
>Shrek is hate I say,
>Shrek comes back
>"I got'a present for ya, you piece of shit!"
>Shrek gives me coal, and slaps my face
>Shrek leaves
>I cannot live anymore knowing that my ogrelord hates me
>so I killed myself
>Shrek is hate, Shrek is death.

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