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We're the mutant teenage ninja turtles, the protectors of New York, we move stealthy, like a snake searching for its prey.
We're the teenage mutant ninja turtles, the protectors of New York, we move stealthy, like a snake searching for its prey.


We're searching for some tall guy with tentacles in a suit, if that wasn't odd enough, he seems to be faceless.
We're searching for some tall guy with tentacles in a suit, if that wasn't odd enough, he seems to be faceless.
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We were tired so we wanted some pizza, but Michelangelo ate all the pizza in the world and I killed him, Splinter complained so killed him too.
We were tired so we wanted some pizza, but Michelangelo ate all the pizza in the world and I killed him, Splinter complained so killed him too.


April said: "You can't just kill people you don't like, I know you're angry 'cause you couldn't stop the Slenderman, I have a plan, try to kill the Slenderman again" that bitch didn't know a shit about the world, you can't just kill Slenderman, I said : "This is my plan, shut your vagina and go to fuck yourself".
April said: "You can't just kill people you don't like, I know you're angry 'cause you couldn't stop the Slenderman, I have a plan, try to kill the Slenderman again" that lady didn't know crap about the world, you can't just kill Slenderman, I said : "This is my plan, shut your mouth and go to screw yourself".


I grabbed Spiderman and I said: "Don't move Slenderman, or I'm going to kill Spiderman" in one second a tentacle killed Spiderman. That asshole killed Spiderman, I mean, I wasn't going to shoot, I mean, you don't kill Spiderman.
I grabbed Spiderman and I said: "Don't move Slenderman, or I'm going to kill Spiderman" in one second a tentacle killed Spiderman. That idiot killed Spiderman, I mean, I wasn't going to shoot, I mean, you don't kill Spiderman.


Then the world exploded and everybody dies, end.
Then the world exploded and everybody dies, end.
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