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''(Feel free to add on to this list of 100% legitimate DLC's!)''
Feel free to add on to this list of 100% legitimate DLC's!
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== Mr. Roboto ==
== Mr. Roboto ==
[[File:Mr-roboto-styx.jpg|thumb|220x220px|どうもありがとう]]'''Mr. Roboto''' is R.O.B.'s main rival in Smash 4. He has very high resistance to damage and can sing''' '''''Mr. Roboto ''by'' Styx ''as his final smash''.''''' '''He was announced during a drunken rant by Sakurai and will be scheduled to appear... someday.
'''Mr. Roboto''' is R.O.B.'s main rival in Smash 4. He has very high resistance to damage and can sing''' '''''Mr. Roboto ''by'' Styx ''as his final smash''.''''' '''He was announced during a drunken rant by Sakurai and will be scheduled to appear... someday.



== Tetris Blocks ==
== Tetris Blocks ==
While basically one "character", the '''Tetris Blocks''' are a fierce race alone and instead of palette swapping one block, Sakurai had included them all. The seven blocks all do the same damage and are all a matter of taste to the player, lowering slowly and instantly KOing the player it hits, the drawback being their terrible speed, and once they hit the ground, they can be picked up by characters on the field and used. Their final smash, however, includes the original theme of Tetris, along with many blocks forming to make one giant one... that very well could wipe out the entire screen. If the blocks fall off the screen, they re-appear at the top and are lowered again and again. Definitely the choice of that '''''one''' asshole''.
While basically one "character", the '''Tetris Blocks''' are a fierce race alone and instead of palette swapping one block, Sakurai had included them all. The seven blocks all do the same damage and are all a matter of taste to the player, lowering slowly and instantly KOing the player it hits, the drawback being their terrible speed, and once they hit the ground, they can be picked up by characters on the field and used. Their final smash, however, includes the original theme of Tetris, along with many blocks forming to make one giant one... that very well could wipe out the entire screen. If the blocks fall off the screen, they re-appear at the top and are lowered again and again. Definitely the choice of that '''''one''' asshole''.
[[File:Tetris-Blocks.png|thumb|220x220px|The seven Tetris blocks.]]




== Waluigi ==
== Waluigi ==
You know you want to play as him. That's all I'm saying.[[File:Th-0.jpg|thumb|227x227px|"ASSIST TROPHY? WAHH!"]]
You know you want to play as him. That's all I'm saying.




== Bubsy ==
== Bubsy ==
Sakurai announced Bubsy as DLC to boos and jeers from fans worldwide. Though not a strong character by any means, he is provided a squeaky voicebox filled with unfunny, repetitive jokes that could cause the other ''players'' themselves to quit out or become distracted, provided the one who plays as him wears some earmuffs. His other attacks include running into foes much too quickly (calling himself Sonic the Second), and yet more slapstick. His final smash involves him turning into Tony the Tiger or something. You're going to ''love ''him.
Sakurai announced Bubsy as DLC to boos and jeers from fans worldwide. Though not a strong character by any means, he is provided a squeaky voicebox filled with unfunny, repetitive jokes that could cause the other ''players'' themselves to quit out or become distracted, provided the one who plays as him wears some earmuffs. His other attacks include running into foes much too quickly (calling himself Sonic the Second), and yet more slapstick. His final smash involves him turning into Tony the Tiger or something. You're going to ''love ''him.
[[File:Bubsy.png|thumb|263x263px|"Remember Bubsy 3D? Those were the days? Right?"]]




== Stone Cold E.T. ==
== Stone Cold E.T. ==
''He's gonna whoop some ass!''
''He's gonna whoop some ass!''

[[File:Stone cold et.jpg|thumb|220x220px|"Can I get a HELL YEAH?!"]]
Everyone's favorite humanoid, alien ass-kicker is back and he's ready for the challenge of a lifetime.
Everyone's favorite humanoid, alien ass-kicker is back and he's ready for the challenge of a lifetime.


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AND '''''THAT'S''''' THE BOTTOM LINE!
AND '''''THAT'S''''' THE BOTTOM LINE!




== Goku ==
== Goku ==
[[File:Th-2.jpg|thumb|300x300px]]
That's right. You asked for him, and now, everyone's favorite Saiyan (unless you prefer Vegeta more, you little shits) is ready to fight!
That's right. You asked for him, and now, everyone's favorite Saiyan (unless you prefer Vegeta more, you little shits) is ready to fight!


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== Phil Swift ==
== Phil Swift ==
Phil Swift from the Flex Seal commercials makes a surprising debut where he can saw his opponents in half and repair them using only Flex Tape.
Phil Swift from the Flex Seal commercials makes a surprising debut where he can saw his opponents in half and repair them using only Flex Tape.
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