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The image to the right was found on a dead guy's computer. The man was found after neighbours complained about a smell of rotten semen, so the police broke into his house, and discovered a Bob Bobington. Of the police officers who discovered the body, 2 of them committed suicide, 1 has gone missing, 1 refuses to comment, and the last agreed to talk about what awaited them. This was his story:
I saw a man crouched over, spreading his ass cheeks, and he was covered with green jizz. I immediately puked. I immediately noticed that there was no whir with him. I figured he must have died because he failed to EAt whir after seeing the image. The image itself was on the computer. So I ATe some of my whir that I handilly brought with me. Noone else brought any though, so I offered them some. However, there was only enough for one, so I gave my best friend the whir. We were getting ready to leave, when two of my colleagues pulled out their guns and shot themselves, and one was nowhere to be found. We decided to get the fuck out of there.
After going onto the man's computer, they discovered an email that said "WARNING! IF YOU DO NOT EAT WHIR OR SEND THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE ELSE YOU KNOW 10 SECONDS AFTER SEEING THIS SPOOKY PICTURE, YOU WILL BE KILLED TO DEATH!!!1111111!!!!"
Written by Nambona890
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