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Revision as of 09:33, 15 October 2022
I was taking a walk down the streets of Wall Street when suddenly, a shady looking businessman approached me. I was suspicious at first, but I wasn't about to let common sense stand between me and the American Dream, so I decided to hear him out.
"Hey buddy, wanna make some money?" He asked.
"Sure thing. After all, money can be exchanged for goods and services."
"Cool. Alright, just sign this paperwork, and we're good to go. Don't bother reading it. Ain't nobody got time for that, you know what I'm saying?"
"Yeah bro. Yeet." I signed the paper work and gave him a high five.
He then leaned in close and said, "Gotta go fast," and then climbed into his car and drove off at a velocity that was slightly above the speed limit.
And then some skeletons and ghosts showed up and did some spooky shit or something, I don't know.
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