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Created page with "Guys come on now, I'm not 5'4", I have gone bald and that makes me look an inch shorter so if you think about it, I'm 5'5". Plus I'm hanging out with my homies all day and they have bigger shoes than I do and they have to add a few inches so lets say I'm 5'7". But I wear a lot of headphones all day and that makes my head go down by 2 inches so math teaches us that you gotta round to the nearest 10 so means that I'm 5'10". My girl always makes fun of me for only being 5'1..."
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