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Created page with ""President Roosevelt! Why you save me?" I asked the gallant Rough Rider. "Because you can save this museum and the world" he replied. "At night everything in this museum comes alive and when this happens skeletons come to life and spook living things to death." "Wait a darn second" I said. "You are dead. That means that you must be a skeleton!" I pulled out my handy dandy pocket knife and cut up the President like carving a Thanksgiving duck. But there was no skeleton..."
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