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Created page with "Before I start the real story, you should know a few things about me. My mom died literally yesterday. I'm not upset about it. I know what you are thinking{{--}}then why bring it up? Did I kill her? Was she abusive? It's because she left me her sweet fuckin' house, because no one else in the world loved her. It's such an awesome house. Now I don't have to rent a shitty apartment right out of college. My story isn't about that, I just wanted to brag. Anyway, I was mindin..."
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