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Created page with "Three years ago, a man named Jacob Treysillis had moved into a house in a suburb of Denver, Colorado. The house was nice, three stories. It cost one hundred thousand dollars. Fortunately, life had afforded him luxuries such as this. So, after he had finished moving in to his extravagant new house, he decided that he would go out to a local bar. He searched the internet and found one called Hiccups. Sounds innocent enough, right? Anyway, he arrived at this local bar and..."
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