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[[File:Enchiladas-su-1182881-l.jpg|thumb]]It was lunch time and I was hungry. I waited the long line right behind a bunch of fat kids to get my lunch.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Once I got to the front, I saw one enchilada left.
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[[File:Enchiladas-su-1182881-l.jpg|thumb]]It was lunch time and I was hungry. I waited the long line right behind a bunch of fat kids to get my lunch.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Once I got to the front, I saw one enchilada left.
 
“Miss, can I have that?” I asked the big ugly lunchlady.
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“Dumb fat bitch.” I remarked.
 
I got to my table where all my outcast reject fagwhores were. I sat down and noticed a horrible stench in air, even my idiot friends noticed.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It was my enchilada giving that disgusting smell.
 
“Are you actually going to eat that?!” One of my bitch friends said.
 
“Shut the fuck up! I’ll eat what I want.” I snapped back. <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>
 
I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth. <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Big mistake, the taste was so horrible it made my soul cry. I gagged and vomited all over my friend that was sitting right to me.
 
“DUDE! WTF!” My faggot friend yelled in anger.
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I thought it was the wind so I ignored it.
 
Once we got to my house and cleaned up the vomit, I was sent to bed. I had massive violent super uber <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span><span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">diarrhea</span> that lasted for hours. While in the restroom, feeling the liquidifiedliquified shit gushing out of my asshole; I got a text message that said:
 
“You shouldn’t have done that.”
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I got so scared that I jumped out the window.
 
I woke up in a hospital bed an<spanand style="mso-spacerun:yes">d </span>the doctor walks in the room.
 
“You’re a stupid ass faggot for jumping out the window.” The doctor snared.
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She replied, “Enchiladas.”
 
 
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Written by Sloshedtrain
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