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After our mediocre anger subsided, my mediocre wife tried to give me a mediocre apology and made mediocre promises that she would do better, but I knew she
Then, I turned around and saw her. She was the sexiest woman I had ever seen with my mediocre eyes. She was thick in all the right places and had curves that could drive a mediocre man like me insane. She walked over to me and took a seat on the mediocre stool beside me. She flashed me a smile, and I gave her a mediocre smile back.
"Felicia?"
When I opened my mediocre eyes, I saw that I was alone in the forest now. I stood up and tried to walk, but I tripped over something. When I looked to see what I tripped over, I almost had a mediocre heart attack. I tripped over my own penis! It had been stretched so long, it looked like a
So, this was my life now. I went from being a mediocre man to a horny ass monster with a long dick.
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