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From the sick, perverted mind of Onlytruemoons, a stalker and creepy fanfic writer who apparently follows Jason on Instagram....
==the buss ride==
Joe Gabe And Jason were sitting on a buss togethere. Suddenly Jason culd notice he was invicable. Noeone could se him. and than Gabe and Joe realized it too.
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"I dunt know" sed Jasson.
and than Joe seid "I sicritly love u both" sed Joe.
"omg Joe" sed Jason "I love u two
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The End
==The Shrek, The Jason, The Gabe, ANd the mister==
Eerfter heving sex agen with Gebe And Shrek Jesin went to go finde Meester Yeh. When he did, Jesin told meester yeh tocome hev sex with him abd shrek. Meester yeh was like "OMG TOTES"
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And den big berd flew in wit a giant deldo and blew up evaryboday.
==Da Peetah==
Efter Big Berd killed gebe Jesin Grebbed Meester yeh end dey flew off intoo da peter pen lend. And den Peter pen sed
and den they went into teh peter pen house. Suun enuf dey saw joe pleying miencraft ern petahs compooter.
I KNO RIEHT
PLZ FERT ON MAH FACE PEETAH AND JOE
OH YAAA
ERMEHGERD I WULD LERVE T2
DEy screamed in herrer es shreek pelled dewn his pents
SHREEK
== Da rize of meester yeh and Jesin da prostitoode==
Suun de meester and Jesin went T2 a farmmlez. AND DEN DEY SAW DEIR HEROE RONALD MEEC DONALD!!!
ROnald plaeyed a floot and sed "I WILL GIV U DA NURGGET OF POWERZ TO STAHP JEWSIF"
WE WILL DESTRU HIM" SED DA MEESTER.
And den WE WILL BE DA MOST POWERFEL IN DA WURLD
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aND DEN DEY FLEW OFF INTO DA SURNRIZE and new dey wervat ware wit da peetah and the jewsif
==DA ULTIMATE SHEWDERN==
Efter geattin da mcnugget erf powern fram Jesin Arnd DA MEESTER YEH's hero, dey saw a HUEG Fet thing in da sky gevvinga skenny thang a blurjob. Dey new Jew and Peetah ceme to deestroy dem.
"DI U DUMMY" Yeeled peetah and jewsef using deir ferts to flie.
"NU UH UR DA DUMB" sed Jesin.
"LETZ USE DE NURGGET!" yeeled da meester. and den Jesin held out da nugget butt den Jesin relised da nurrget hed a weeknes. and erll of the surdden Jewsif 8 the nurgget.
"U'll nevah stahp us now U TERDS" sed peetah abut to fert on the meesters fece.
But den Jewsif hed a massev diareea. It splershed everywhere and hit peetah in da eyes.
BUT DEN...GEBE AND HIZ PERTNER Mew POOteto APPEERED!!!!!!
==DA TRU ILTIMETE SHULDOWN==
Onse Gebe appeared he semmoned kerby da blow dell. And den kirby lept at Jesin with huge clews.
NUUUU
And den Jesin and da meestahr peed in its mourth. Da kerby shrieked and meelted lighting Da meow pootatoes berthole on fire. Dey both burned and den Meester flew awey wit Jesin to Nernia.
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But when dey got ther nernia looked like dora da explerers cassle.
==DERA IZ NOT ALL THET SHE SEEMS==
sune Jesin and da meester arrived at Nernia whihc wes semhow inhebited bye da Dera empire. dey were abut to go in but den boots da moonkey flew frem da cassle.
"INTOODERS" he yeeles blesting towerds dem by ferting.
"ermahgerd!" yeeled Jesin and den he thru a potato at da bootes and den da boots esploded.
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Oh EM GEE" sed preesten, and den dora ceme out to see wut da cemmotion wus all abet.
But den wen she sew jesins heir she lerved him and ran up to him and trieid to
"YUS U SUCK BAHLLS DERA" sed meester yeh. and den dey flew in2 da cassle invisable. but den dey saw dat inside da cassle dere lived a gaint fat heiry man verson of Dera.
==DERA AND DA BEEN==
Su onse Jesin and Da meester found dera dey knew dat it murst be killed.
"OMG WE SULD POISIN IT" sed Jesin
"EMERGERD YES" Sed da meester so Jesin grebbed da meester and dey flew in2 a big kichen. Jesin and da meester sew a bowel of sourp and den dey peed in it letting Yeelow rien fall in da soop.
"mwerherherherher" sed jesin. and den da Dera 8 da soop. Hiz mouth berned and da barney theme song sterted plaeying. Den da dera exploded and insied was The BeNjerminz plaeying a lettle berney music berx. And he wes also drenking pee he hed in a berttle.
"W8" HE SED "I wenna be frends"
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"YESH" repleied Jesin. AND EVERYTHERNG CHANGEDTHET Dey.
==DA SAHD TRUTH OF BEEN==
Su after beenjeminz sed so, Jesin went 2 go See if da Concil Erf Nernia still exested. Bat When he walked in2 da concil roome he reelized dat dey were all Giant terdles in discise.
Jesin and da meester left teh cassle and set it on fire so no 1 culd ever live in itz again. But when dey thuoght dey burned Beenjeminz down he ectually beceme a frog in discise and began 2 follow th
==DISZNEY LEND==
Su sune jesin and da meester went 2 dizney wurld. And erf course Been da Frog follewd. Once dey got dere dey saw a herrible thing. Peter pens brether Meether pen.
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"NU WE MUST DESTROyZ HEM" repleid da meester.
But den Meether sew them. "OMG U KILLED MAH BRETHER" he sed
"WE MURST KILL U" sed jesin
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"Becuz I weneted t surprise U" sedd Jesin. and den Jesin and da meester pleyed on rieds and 8 cottern candy.
BUT DEN bak at DA battlefield were gebe MEW POOTETO AND JESIN FOUGHT SERDDENLEY GEBES SHADEW APPERED OVER DA SKY AND BEEN IZ HIZ TRU FORM WAS BEHIND HIM WIT ALL of da other enemes dat teh meester and Jesin kills.
==Seesin 1 Finalee==
SO WEN SA MEESTER AND JESIN WERE SWINGIN ON DA RIDES AT DIZNEY LAEND DEY SAW A MILLIOHN SHADOS GLEEM OVER DA CLLOUDS
DEN JESIN LOOKED AT DA SKIE AND CREID
AND DEY ALL LIVED FOR A WHIAL IN DIZNEY LANDE WIT RONALD MEEC DONALd.
==Da noo wurld orderz==
Efter da meester, ronalds, and Jesin beet da evil amie of shreek and peetah dey were partieaing at dizney land fur a while. Sune Jesin Needz to tell da meester and ronalds soemthinz impourtant.
AND DEN DEY BLEW MICKEE UP WIT NURGGETS OF POWERZ AND DEN BEN APPEERED INSIED DA SUTE.
==DA BEENJAMEENZ RETURNZ==
"I AHM SRRY I JUEST WAHNT 2 BE LORVED" Criehd Beenjaminz.
"I THOUGT WE TOLD U 2 DIEH" yeeled Jesin
"IKR, HE IZ SUSCH A TERD" agreede da meester. DEN BEENJAMINZ TERNED IN2 HIZ TRUEH FORM
"IF U DUNT LORVE MAH I WILL KILLZ U" scrreemed BEENS AND DEN HE TURNNED IN2 HIZ TR2 FORM AND STERTED TO FART ALL ERVER DA PLACE.
"FEELZ DA POWERZ OF DA NURRGGET OF MEECDONEALDS" yeeled Rohnalds and den he Flew ferward Rieding an mlp rainbow dash and den thru 8 nurggets at been.
"NOW U WILL DIEH FOREVER" sed Jesin
"SELFZ DESTRURCT" Yeeled been and den he bler up and Fat reined on dizney lande destroying itz
BUT DEN JESIN GRABBED ROHNAHLDS AND DA MEESTER AND FLEW TO DA NORTH POULE.
"ERMEGERDS JeSIN U R DA KING OF DA NOURTH POLE??" asks da meester
"YURS, SANTAH CLAWS IZ MAH FREND AND MAH DAHD"
"U R DA KING OF UR DAHD????" assed rohnalds and da meester
"YURS" sed Jesin. AND DEN DEY ALL HED A TEE PARTIE BUT IN DA HURRIBLE SOUTH DA EESTER BUNNY BEGAN PLORTTING 2 KILLZ SANATAH
==DA JESIN POWERZ OF SANTAH==
Santah claws and da meester, Jesin, and da ronahlds 8 a bunch erf chiken mcnurggets.
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But den da grund started shaeking and dere was a Gient flurffy Bunn outsied with a merder nife.
"EREMEH GERD ITZ DA EESTER BUNN" sed Jesin . and den he thru a pokebell at itz and a Wildz Squerttle Ceme out.
"OMGZ JESIN I DIDNTZ KNOW U WERE A POOKEMON TRIENER" sed da meester and rohnalds.
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"GOORD JOB JESIN" sed santah.
but den da eester yahlled "I AM UR UNkle AND UR DAHD IZ MAH BRORTHER"
"NU IZ DAT TRU DAHD" Jesin ahsked santah
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"Itz okie Jesin, u dunt need ur evil unkle aliev" sed le meester.
"ur rieght." respernded jesin.
"whale I gess we shuld go 2 feind da evil tanksgiving turkkey" sed rohnalds.
"U SHULD" sed santah.
"WAHLE BUY DAHD" sed jesin and den he grahbbed da rohnads and da meester and flewz awey.
==Da Tripz 2 Nept2ne==
So den le meeester and Jesin wehnt 2 nept2ne 2 finde al evill Tanksgiving Turkkey.
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"OMG WE MAED ITZ" sed Jezin wen he wahlked in2 nept2ne
"Itz liek sur fab" sed Rohnalds
"IKR" yahlled da meesster. So dey wahlked thru the gohlden Kigndohm of nept2ne
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"Ur A legendz in da Uhniverse!" Yahlled da octupuss
"OMG JESIN DATS SUR KEWL" yahleed rohnalds
"ERMEHGEHRD JESIN" sed La meester
"I ahm Lah King erf Nept2ne, Mah naem is Jonahs" But den la evilz Tanksgivign turkey caem out and Fahrted ohn hiz Faice and he deihd.
"NUR JERHNUS" Yahlled Jesin
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"jesin..U must be da knew kihng erf nept2ne" sed da Johnus and den hiz berdy decaid in2 le groundz
DATS ITZ U TERD" yahlled Jesin
"LETZ KIHLLS HIM" sed Rohnals
"DIEH U
"FEEL LA POWERZ OF DA MEESTHER" sed le meeshter and den Fhire shoht ouht of da swohrd and Blu da tanksgohving turkeyz heahd off.
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And den dey all fluw 2 mars but la beenjaminz shadow cahsted orver dem
==Ehnter Tamas==
Su wen Jesin da Ronahlds and da meester goht 2 plooto dey wahlked 2 a gohlden cassle undergrund.
"ermegod jesin u new dis plase waz a cassle?" ahsked da meester
"Ner, dis iz anohtehr 1 of mah kindoms" replide Jesin
"Holy crahps" sed da Rohnaldz. Wen Jesin wahlked in ahll a hole bunch ohf Pikahchuh's boewd 2 him.
"wahlcome bahck ur hiness" sed le pikah sdoo lahve.
"tank u"sed jesin
ÓMG WIEGHT WUTS DAT" yahlled rohnalds az a faht Dera flu thru le wall. "WHOLEY CRAHP DATS BEENJAMINZ" sed le meester.
"Nhow u dei" he sed az he thru a pookebell and A gient Peece of hourse pupe wit a face and a beerd pohpped out.
"I AM TAMES DA GRETE AHND I AHM A OHLD FAHT TOMMUNIZT" yahllled him.
"OMG U DIE" yahlled da meester az he tuk out le mahster sorde. Den he rahn at tames but tames abswordeb da sorde
"WAT" sed ronahlds "Huw did he doo dat?" But den Jesin suhmmoned da Roket luncher frohm Halo ahnd blew up tames and da terds flu in beens eyes.
"OMG Y I JUSST WAHNTED 2 B UR FRENDS" cried beens
"NO U DIE FEREVER" sed meester az he grahbbed da mahster sorde and choped of beens bahlls and hed. Den Dey had a patie whyle Beens body burnned in a boonfire. But Tames whsnt redy 2 die yet.
==DA MEESTER VITALITEY==
SO OMG I JESIN MESSAHGED ME GYS. ANYWEY HEAR IZ DA STERY
Sune ahfter dey thught dat dey killed Tames Jesin grahbbed da meester and flu 2 Gohthahm sity. 1nce dey arrihved every1 stahrted 2 clahp.
"HAV U BIN HEER BEFOORE JESIN"" ahsked da ronhalds.
"YA DOODE I AHM LA PREZIDENTE" replieed Jeisn. Den dey walkhed 2 a giant palece in da centere of da citey.
"WEHLCUM PREZIDENTE JESIN SHAE" Yahlled da mayer,
"HALLO MAYERZ" sed jesin bahck
"OMG WATS DAT" yahlled da mayer and den every1 stahrted 2 run arund and screem. AHLL DA SUDDEN I GIANT HAIERY TERD WIT LEGS STOHMPED OVERE DA BILDINGS. But den Jesin dissapeered.
"WAT WERE IZ JESIN SED DA MEESTER
"I DUNT KNOE" sed rohanlds and den da meester summonind hiz tiem mashine and flu up 2 da turd.
"OMG DATS TAMES" yahlled da meester. Den he used hiz lazer 2 killz it bat da tames wahcked da mashine awey.
"HALP US" yahleed a rohnalds afried of tames. But den Bahtmehn flu out ohf da palece and thru a pookeball at tames. Immeediatley a giant druhnk pikaschu flu out and peed all over tames. Den tames started to melt and he flu awey. Butv den da meester flu downe in hiz tiem mashine and wen he did da wind blu da batmahns mask ohff and Jesin waz Da bathman.
"OMG JESIN U R BATMAN!" yahlled ronhalds and da meester but den so nu une else herd he grahbbed da rohanlds and flu int2 da time mashine, AHll of da suddehn dey wouke up in ancient Spartah. Dey were stuk dere
==Taeine De King==
Wen dey got owt ohf de tiem masheen Jesin ahnd de meester luked at ahll de spertanz arund dem. Den deir evil king taeincaem owt and sed
"U EMOE DUMMY I AHM GENNA FAKING KILL U WIT DIS SAENDWICH" He yahlled
"NEEVER" sed Jesin az he kihcked taeins hed off! But den Tames crawled owt.
"OE NOE U FUND UWT" he screemd. Den Tames summend hiz armie of shrek wit tames faec and dey blue up sperta.
Bat Jesin grahbbd de Rohnaldz ahnd flu 2 athenz. Littel did dey knoe Taine waz fullowing dem.
==De sad stery of Reinbuw Desh==
(serry gais 4 bein soe laet, I wihll maeak lots noew)
Soe den Jesin de meester ahnd Rohnaldz decieded 2 flie 2 seturn 2 celebreat in Jesinz cassle dere.
"Wuw I cahnt beleeve u hav a cassle in seturn" sed rohnaldz
"I knoe rite" sed Jesin
"com un letz goe insied ahnd exploer" sed de meester
Bat unce dey goht dere Taein waz crappingz on Reinboe desh.
"HALP MAH" yahlled reinbuw desh.
"omigerd" sed Preestin. Den he sommend de maszter swerd ahnd stabbed tein in de faec bat tien lafed
"U fulez! I AHM IMMETAL!!!" he screemd den he faetd all oever de meester reinbew daesh, rohnaldz, and jesin, den flu awey wit hiz magic fahrt ruket
"NUUU REINBEWDESH" yeeld Jesin
"Is Okey, Jast tell mai stery 2 ur futer childs" she sed ahnd died. Rohnaldz sterted 2 cri.
"I cri evrytiem gais" sed rohnaldz
"WHAAAAIII" sed Jeisn den de messter sed "we shuld find tein ahnd uze de nurgget of pouwer"
"YAS" sed Jesin "he mast dieh
==De Fenail Bettle==
Soe Jesin Ronaldz ahnd de meester fowllud taein 2 murcury.
"omg I hav naver bin hear befur." sed de meester
"neether hav I" sed Jesin and ronaldz
bat den Taein caem crawlin owt ohf a whole wit evry bad gai Jesin ever faecd.
"WE R BAK 2 KILL U MAH CHILDS" yahled peetr Pen
"I WIHLL HAV ME REVENG!!!" yeeld Jewsif
"U WILL FUK U UNTIL U DIEH" sed Gebe
"U SHULDV BIN MAH FREND" sed Beenjeminz
"I WILL FUK UR DED BUDIEZ" sed esstr bunz
Bat den ever bad gai turned deir butz at Jeisn Meester ahnd ronaldz
"ULTIMAET FERT ATTAK" yahlled dem
Bat wen ahll heop waz lost BIG BERD FLU IN FRAM DE SKEI AND BLUE AHP EVERY1...BUT since murcury waz maed of ice Jesin, de meester, ahnd ronahldz wer frozen noht kihllz. 1nce de wurld needz dem moest agein, De ultimaet pouwerz of Jesin with hiz hat saxy hair, ronahldz, ahnd de meester will retern.
To Be Continued
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