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This Troll pasta took me 3 fucking hours to right, please appreciate it.
== Room Sixty Nine ==
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This is something they'll have to face. There's no turning back for them... none for me, either... What the fuck is a face.
I'm definitely being followed... On instagram. For the first month or two, then they unfollowed me, screw you I
The first one, or rather, the first one I was actually able to spot, was a telephone worker milling around my apartment complex.
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Then I noticed something... He was... A ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111
I guess that's the worst part. Never feeling safe. With
They hide little dildos everywhere. Three circles, one big, two small, in the silhouette of the famous mouse's head.
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Way back when, Disney would get tons of complaints about "normally dressed" individuals following others around the park. Humans who would then merge into crowds and disappear.
Later on, the gas masks
All of those picturew most likely went straight into the trash can. I know I can't find any sign of any such occasions reported on by the social media. (Although you should be aware of the fact Disney can pretty much control its press like no other.)
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Hugh Janus goes to the parks, talks to a few
He has yet to see a robut for himself... though on one occasion, a
A fellow I'll call "Gabe Ashol" worked in a Disney water park from 45AD through 2001 9th of September. He stood at the top of a huge water slide and made sure none of the adults got too rowdy. He passed the kids through, one at a time, telling them over and over again to be safe, keep their arms in, and so on.
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Staff members pulled the fat ass out of the water. He sank like a stone when he hit, his skin already blue and his eyes wide. It took them 10 hours, All he would say was "Large Fleshy Sticks" and "White Juices".
The kid was okay, in case you're wondering. He got carted right off to the medical center. When Gabe Ashol was told to open the slide back up, he made a big stink about how it clearly wasn't safe. Despite his complaints, he was threatened with
From that point on, he kept a closer eye on the fatasses. Every so often, they'd come out with some white juice on them... never as stunned as the fatass, but always with a vague look of concern... a dreamy half-stupor that seemed as if they were trying to figure out what was fanfiction.
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Room 69, as it turned out, was yet another hidden room just like the apartments and Club 666. However, its sheer size and its spot deep beneath the park set it apart from any of the "fun" dark zones.
It was a
Room 69 was built to withstand a massive attack, be it conducted by foreign or domestic enemies.
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(Dafuq is the creepy pasta I am making fun of scary?)
Everything was quiet for about thirty minutes, save for the crying
Then, the first scream rang out.
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Then died.
What followed could only be described as utter
A group of staff members and a select few patrons made it out of the door, ready to face the War above rather than the
Upon returning to Room Zero, the few who stood at the top of the steel staircase that lead down into the pitch blackness heard no sign of the previous fray. There was only silence.
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The main protagonist was just being pranked before his 22nd Birthday
Wait, now go put on Science Fiction from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, you know what, [http://youtube.com/watch?v=l3Boz0O1SqM here is a link to it
Have you done that? Good.
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