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Claudio was a fat bastard. But not a typical fat bastard. He was THE fat bastard. A title he holds proudly. Claudio went to a school for fat bastards, appropriately named "The School for Fat Bastards". Fat bastards roamed the area, eating all the food and producing more bastard children. Claudio, despite being in a community with the same people, was different. He was picked on, tormented, teased, slapped, spit on, wedgied, and given purple nurples. One day, Claudio snapped like a #2 pencil. He grabbed Larry Humphries by the neck and devoured his face, whole.
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Sgt. Fandango Dinger Danger Donger led the assault on Claudio. He shot the fat bastard in the ass with a BB gun. Claudio was slain. Sgt. Fandango Diner Danger Donger then died suddenly and the voice of Claudio echoed throughout the school "FAT BASTARDS ALWAYS PREVAIL".
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