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You think Arthur is just some kinky kids show teaching life morals and how to work and play? WRONG. Arthur is a drug induced cartoon meant to lure kids into the spooky scary world of drugs. Now I'm gonna go through the characters and settings one by one and have an expose about why Arthur inspires kids to SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY.
Arthur: The entire show is hallucinations made by an Arthur in an insane asylum after getting penetrated in the anus hole fifty times. The characters are based off of people in his abusive household. And he reimagined the other kids as zoomorphic animals. This also explains why time stopped.
Buster Baxter: So Buster eats a lot right? Well that's because one day he smoked a big fat doobie and got hooked.
Big Boss Bars: So in one episode the kids were eating these "energy" bars which are addictive. Apparently inside the bars was a secret ingredient called triensomativezornjelly AKA crack. This is a reference to Arthurs drug induced life before he went to the insane asylum.
Francine, Binky, Lance Armstrong, and Bionic Bunny: These represent Arthurs childhood heroes and it tells kids how doing steroids make you this way. Also Land Armstrong has one testicle
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Brain and Mr. Ratburn: Due to their intelligence they makes meth and deal it like Walter White (or some bullshit like that) also George is his Jesse Pink-man.
Ladonna Compton and Bud: They are southerners so they make moonshine and one time they got so drunk from the moonshine they said "FUCK THEM
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