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''Maggie."''
Holy shit. My girlfriend was in trouble. But, you know, whatever. I love sanic. I opened the game and saw the Sonic.exe title screen, and I twerked to the music. Then something odd happened. Just before the title screen cut to the character select, some weird image came up... luckily, I print screened it. I don't have tiger eyes like Tom. Only he could see instant images without screenshitting them.
The character select consisted of Shadow, Silver and Pedo-Bear. I was surprised. I mean, for crying out loud, how can you play as Pedo-Bear in a Sanic game for fuck sakez? I chose Shadow first. Then I heard Shao Kahn's lAuGh, which was odd, since there was supposed to be a Kefka laugh. I was in Marble Zone. The level was flat, though. No lava, no nothing. Shit, I didn't want this Creepypasta, ahem, I mean Trollpasta, to be cliched. Anyway, there was blood on the ground, and it was slippery. I suddenly saw Sonic.exe chasing after me. I wanted to play with Sonic.exe, but the game forced me to run. So I ran. Gotta go fast, I guess. Sonic.exe was slow as hell. But suddenly, he went Super Saiyan! I mean, I'm saying that because he didn't use any Chaos Emeralds. Although I should refer to it as Super Guinea Pig. He was 9000x faster, and 666x more demonic, and 777x more stronger. He caught me. Shadow cried like a 32-bit 4 year old losing his toy, then Super Sai- Super Guinea Pig Sonic.exe put duct tape on his mouth, and said "SHUT UP!" then killed Shadow. C'mon, this isn't how the game was supposed to go! And I wept for hours because fuckin' pixels on a screen got murdered!!!!!111
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