Pastafarian Origins: Difference between revisions

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Bigoli realized that he had nothing left other than his mother, so he flew to the tallest mountains. Where he went was unknown, but it is said he had returned to the heavens because his mission to make all wrong doers was complete. The survivors of the rampage Bigoli brought upon the town told his story to many places and countries, creating the pastafarian religion. Some say they see Bigoli in the clouds, some say they see a miniature him on their plate, but Bigoli is apparently everywhere, now living as a God who creates healthy lives.
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Legend says that Bigoli is converting people to the pastafarian religion right now. Though, no official sightings have been seen, it is believed he is indeed still out here on earth as a living God. The people who laughed at the pastafarian religion won't be laughing for long once they begin to worship their mighty God; The Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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