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Go to the nearest fruit-bearing tree on the northeast side of any suburban town within twenty-eight miles of the Gulf of Mexico. If the town you have chosen has no fruit-bearing trees on its northeast side,
After about twenty minutes of this, turn around. Take off all your clothes. If you are not immediately arrested, begin patting your head and rubbing your belly simultaneously. Do this until you hear the sound of police sirens, whereupon you must ''get the hell out of there''. When (*cough*if*cough*) you manage to get away, beat the shit out of the nearest passerby and steal his or her clothes.
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