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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Tom Keane from SonicTVRadio. Make sure you check out my gaming channel BloodsULove, and when you get an opportunity, check out my other social media, links will be in the
Today I wanted to talk about a particular individual subject which had been very dear (in the most wrong way) to me, and that is Sonic.exe. Now, first of all, I noticed that many people wrongly categorized it as a
X, or how he prefers to call himself, Sonic.exe is actually fucking REAL. I know, you probably
It all started a few years ago, when my best friend Kyle sent me this haunted CD, begging me to destroy it. I thought it was all bogus and played the game, which was basically the original Sonic the Hedgehog with a horror movie twist. When I finished it, a creepy Sonic plushie individual kept stalking me. (I
Fast forward to the present day, Kyle and I are now starting second year in college,
I closed the door and put the package on the table, pushing aside my opened cans of chili, as well as mac and cheese. I was going to finish those later, now I had to see what particular kind of present Kyle wanted to give me, but
''Dear Tom,''
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''Sweetest regards,''
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''Kyle''
Oh that individual, he always loved playing coy! Just for this,
So I installed this game and while I waited I looked over some particular pictures of me and Kyle during our gaming vacation in Seattle. That good looking bastard individual always loved taking his particular GBA with him whenever we went on swimming situations in the ocean late at night. He thought it was boring to just swim when
Eventually the fucking slow as hell game finally installed itself, announcing me with a simple
I clicked on it; a particularly small black rectangle appeared, showing the image of the red clouded sky from Stardust
Heh, I wonder how pissed off that particular demonic looking hedgehog individual was when I did that. After all, if you
“He’s right here with me. If you want to see him again in one piece, you’ll do as I say and play the damned game!” the creature demanded.▼
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“No, Tom, it’s a trap! Don’t pl…” Kyle’s desperate voice was then silenced.▼
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“This is your last chance, PLAY IT!” Sonic.exe demanded and hung up.▼
I don’t know what came over me. In the next moment I dropped the phone on my untidy bed, put on my towel, took my chainsaw and ran all the way to Kyle’s room. Some guys were giving me weird looks, but I ignored them.▼
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“Hey Tom, the hell’s wrong with you?!” one of them asked.▼
“Kyle’s in trouble, I’ve got to save him!” I responded in a nutshell and then in the next particular moment I barged into Kyle’s room.▼
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The situation inside horrified me. A tall anthropomorphic hedgehog with grayed blue fur, a red X on its chest, black BDSM suit with spikes, sharp yellowed fangs and trademark black and red eyes stood there in a particular way, holding an individual whom I identified as Kyle by the throat.
Before I could respond, I heard some particular screams from behind and I glanced to see all the individuals in the dorm looking horrified at the hyperralistic situation I was in.
I heard Kyle mumble something and I turned to see a particular angry look on the
That gave me an idea. Turning on the chainsaw, I bravely approached the situation with the particular monstrous Sonic individual, and I shouted:
X screamed out his pain as I shoved my chainsaw down his groin, causing liters upon liters of hyperrealistic blood to stain the
Later that night, I had Kyle over by my room. Together we destroyed the CD once again, doing a blood vow to destroy every Sonic.exe game that ever surfaces again. Then we had a nice mac and cheese dinner. Unfortunately he
Now
Anyway,
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