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Butterflyunicorn woke up to hear Unicornbutterfly screaming "COME ON GUYS! I'M MISSING EVERYTHING AT THE CLUB TONIGHT!" Unicornbutterfly then forced Butterflyunicorn and the others into a suitcase filled with sexy liquid doused sex toys, threw the suitcase into her phallic car's trunk and drove off. After a few hours, Unicornbutterfly took the suitcase out of the car's trunk and walked inside a random strip club. Once they were inside, Unicornbutterfly opened the suitcase and dumped them all out on the floor. "Welcome to my Sexy Corner."
 
There were hyper-realistic erotic statues everywhere. A super hot lopunny was stripping and super hot sexy people were everywhere. "Ewww.." muttered UnicornbutterflyButterflyunicorn as she looked around. "PROTECT MY VIRGINITY!" screeched Stormy as she leaped into Butterflyunicorn's shirt. Alex went to the table and quickly started reading the newest PixelPorn comic, "#2Sexy4Me". Butterflyunicorn asked Alex "Why the hell are you reading that?", Alex simply replying "Cuz' I like it. So many flashy colors!", Butterflyunicorn quickly realizing that Alex didn't understand that it was porn. They then went over to the food stand to buy some food.
 
They were greeted by a super sexy Animal Jam wolf. The only food they were selling was their special "Sexy Sausages". The only person who dared buy the gross-sounding dish was Unicornbutterfly, who had an erection as soon as she ate it. Butterflyunicorn then realized this was during into a really dumb crossover porno and used her magic to turn all the erotic things in the room into hotdogs, including Unicornbutterfly's sex organ. Unicornbutterfly's Sexy Corner became Unicornbutterfly's Greasy Corner. Butterflyunicorn, in another act of revenge against Unicornbutterfly, threw out all her sex toys (which had all turned into hotdogs anyways) and shoved her inside the suitcase, threw the suitcase into the trunk of her car, which was now made of hotdogs, and drove off.
 
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