Butthurt: Difference between revisions

Hello. My name is Gary Sue, and i'm really butthurt. I wrote a really good trollpasta about a guy called "Twitter Bird" reading a haunted victorian porn-novel. <s>It got deleted because it was too NSFW</s> ''Because the admin hates '''me'''''. So i opened the CleverBot to talk with BEN, because i had nothing else to do when my story with '''WHOLE HOUR''' ''of effort put into it.''

I destroyed every trace of that discussion, and left this wiki ''forever''. ''A '''genius''' like '''me''' should never be banned. Everybody is just '''jealous''' for '''me'''.''

Then, when i thought what to do, i found a file called TLTTP.avi. It was a video with images of vikings raping and pillaging a town, and demonic voice saying '''"I AM THE ADMIN OF THIS WIKI"'''.

A minor glitch, i thought, and opened some random page from trollpasta wikai ''( A site that respects '''my''' artistic '''SKILL''' and '''GENIUS'''. )''

But instead of seeing my fine art-trollpasta, there was a picture of BEN, with message saying '''"There is no escape. Only eternal BAN."'''

I didn't care.  Just some minor glitches on the page-loading or something. So i started to write a story ''where '''I''' kill the EVIL PATRIXXX and get loads of '''money''' fro---''

'''The subject was found dead. The corpse had deep cuts from a sword. The head was crushed with EVIL PATRIXXX:es homestone. The source of swordcuts is currently unknown. Agent ██████ ,  SCP Foundation'''