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Depressingly sighing, again, I opened up "chickenoregg.com" and sighed into the chat as ErectShadow3, ready to ass blast some dumb fucks with my deoxyribonucleic particle launcher (That's "knowledge" for those who lack a deoxyribonucleic particle launcher)
ErectShadow3 has joined the chat▼
porgamonfan10:did you guys ever see the dumb video LittleScree uploaded?▼
mrslorgie:oh my GOD PLEASE no▼
▲ErectShadow3 has joined the chat
Nordgull:god fucking damnit▼
▲porgamonfan10:did you guys ever see the dumb video LittleScree uploaded?
porgamonfan10:what lmfao do you guys hate scree that much?▼
▲mrslorgie:oh my GOD PLEASE no
porgamonfan10:oh lol▼
▲Nordgull:god fucking damnit
mrslorgie:FUCKING LEAVE▼
▲porgamonfan10:what lmfao do you guys hate scree that much?
mrslorgie:i wish this chat had mods im so fuckin sick fo this▼
▲porgamonfan10:oh lol
garBoogy:slorgie▼
▲mrslorgie:FUCKING LEAVE
ErectShadow3:Who's ready to get their anus salmons today?!▼
▲mrslorgie:i wish this chat had mods im so fuckin sick fo this
porgamonfan10:LMFAO▼
▲garBoogy:slorgie
mrslorgie:please leave▼
▲ErectShadow3:Who's ready to get their anus salmons today?!
mrslorgie:all you ever do is say stupid shit
▲porgamonfan10:LMFAO
ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?▼
▲mrslorgie:please leave
mrslorgie:
ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
mrslorgie:constantly, do nothing but shit talk everybody else▼
ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
mrslorgie:fucking stop▼
▲mrslorgie:constantly, do nothing but shit talk everybody else
▲ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?▼
▲mrslorgie:fucking stop
porgamonfan10:
mrslorgie:dont fucking encourage him▼
▲ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
garBoogy:slorgie you can't win against him don't bother, just let him talk and forget about it brother▼
Nordgull:you can't blame him▼
▲mrslorgie:dont fucking encourage him
ErectShadow3:That is in fact right, (not left) you cannot win objecting me. My arguments are always erect.▼
▲garBoogy:slorgie you can't win against him don't bother, just let him talk and forget about it brother
ErectShadow3:Uhh porgamon I don't seem to rendesvous asking for your opposite of output▼
▲Nordgull:you can't blame him
Nordgull:you just asked everybody▼
▲ErectShadow3:That is in fact right, (not left) you cannot win objecting me. My arguments are always erect.
▲ErectShadow3:Uhh porgamon I don't seem to rendesvous asking for your opposite of output
mrslorgie:i can't fucking deal with this i don't get how you guys do this▼
▲Nordgull:you just asked everybody
ErectShadow3:No I didn't lol▼
▲mrslorgie:i can't fucking deal with this i don't get how you guys do this
ErectShadow3:I said "guys". If you responded that would imply that you are human which I know none of you are▼
▲mrslorgie has left the chat
ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?▼
▲ErectShadow3:No I didn't lol
Nordgull:no▼
▲ErectShadow3:I said "guys". If you responded that would imply that you are human which I know none of you are
▲ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
porgamonfan10:IM FUCKING DEAD DUDE OMG LMFAO
▲Nordgull:no
porgamonfan10:
Florgus has
ErectShadow3:What I found out was, porgamon is a dumb fuck and needs to stop trying to compete with my deoxyribonucleic particle launcher because his argument is garbage. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
porgamonfan10:im crying▼
▲Florgus has left the chat
ErectShadow3:bye better call mom dumb fuck stupid fuck fuck stupid
▲porgamonfan10:im crying
porgamonfan10:
ErectShadow3:
porgamonfan10:
ErectShadow3:
porgamonfan10:
ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?▼
▲porgamonfan10:SALM'D
chickenman:oh
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▲ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?▼
ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?▼
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ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
▲ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
▲ErectShadow3:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
ErectShadow3:Hello?
ErectShadow3:Hello?
ErectShadow3:Hello?
ErectShadow3:Hello?
ErectShadow3:Hello?
ErectShadow3:Hello?
ErectShadow3:Hello?
ErectShadow3:Hello?
ErectShadow3:Hello?
ErectShadow3:Hello?
ErectShadow3:Hello?
ErectShadow3:
ErectShadow3:
ErectShadow3:Sigh.
ErectShadow3:Sigh
porgamonfan10 is typing...▼
▲ErectShadow3:Sigh..
▲ErectShadow3:Sigh...
▲porgamonfan10 is typing...
Under the impression everybody was too stupid to keep up with my 3 iq I heavily sighed. Sigh. I then wrote the computer out of existance. The next thing I know, my friend Rick strikes and demolishes my front door with a rock, grasping my attention immediately; was the small corgi following behind him. Rick whispers from the other side of the room "ʰᵉʸ ʲᵒʰⁿ ᵒʳ ᵇᵒᵇ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵃ ᶜᵒᵒˡ ⁿᵉʷ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ˡᵒˡ ʰᵃʰᵃ" in an attempt to not wake my parents or me up since I'm asleep inside. My parents came running down stairs wondering what the fucking fuck just happened. "What the fucking fuck just happened?" my mom irrelevantly bleated. Rick shushed my mom and told her that my parents are trying to sleep while reverse pickpocketing a lit smoke grenade into her pajama pocket.
Deciding that everything was fine, my parents raced up the stairs as fast as they possibly could because they were very eager to get back to sleep. I heard a door upstairs shatter as my parents slammed their bedroom door, followed by two sounds of collapsing from what I assume was them jumping 4 feet into the air onto the bed. My parents get very sleepy sometimes.
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I closed my eyes, prepared to leave this world, and move onto the next one. So I did. I'm now in the Sand Kingdom. I found wigy hanging out by the other real ass dog, who he was staring down. The real ass dog was doing real ass dumb shit like digging coins out of the floor instead of moons. For fuck sake, I just want this FUCKING MOON!!!!!! FUCKING DIG THE RIGHT THING UP YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! All that aside, I've never seen wigy so pissed off in my life, except now I have, making the previous statement invalid. Wigy annihilated the dog with his stand, Igy, who annihilated the dog with his stand, The Fool.
"Man, holy shit wigy what the fuck" I said to him, unable to keep up with his iq. "lol" said wigy as he took a piss on the real ass dog, who was no longer a real ass dog, and by extension, didn't exist anymore. The sheep woke up finally and glitched out of my inventory like a dickhead.
"God damnit" I said, very pissed off at the burger from before, and also the sheep. Wigy interjected. "hey do you know who your dad is" The sheep replied "LOL????" wigy frowned and summoned his other stand, Super Mario. "I need to know who your father is, and possibly where he is."
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