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Depressingly sighing, again, I opened up "chickenoregg.com" and sighed into the chat as ErectShadow3, ready to ass blast some dumb fucks with my deoxyribonucleic particle launcher (That's "knowledge" for those who lack a deoxyribonucleic particle launcher)
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'''porgamonfan10''':did you guys ever see the dumb video LittleScree uploaded?
'''mrslorgie''':oh my GOD PLEASE no
'''Nordgull''':god fucking damnit
'''porgamonfan10''':what lmfao do you guys hate scree that much?
'''porgamonfan10''':oh lol
'''mrslorgie''':FUCKING LEAVE
'''mrslorgie''':i wish this chat had mods im so fuckin sick fo this
'''garBoogy''':slorgie
'''ErectShadow3''':Who's ready to get their anus salmons today?!
'''porgamonfan10''':LMFAO
'''mrslorgie''':please leave
'''mrslorgie''':all you ever do is say stupid shit
'''ErectShadow3''':So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
'''mrslorgie''':and just perpetually
'''ErectShadow3''':So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
'''mrslorgie''':constantly, do nothing but shit talk everybody else
'''ErectShadow3''':So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
'''mrslorgie''':fucking stop
'''porgamonfan10''':LOL
'''ErectShadow3''':So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
'''porgamonfan10''':yea dude i did it one time and a flame sword came out
'''mrslorgie''':dont fucking encourage him
'''garBoogy''':slorgie you can't win against him don't bother, just let him talk and forget about it brother
'''Nordgull''':you can't blame him
'''ErectShadow3''':That is in fact right, (not left) you cannot win objecting me. My arguments are always erect.
'''ErectShadow3''':Uhh porgamon I don't seem to rendesvous asking for your opposite of output
'''Nordgull''':you just asked everybody
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'''mrslorgie''':i can't fucking deal with this i don't get how you guys do this
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'''ErectShadow3''':No I didn't lol
'''ErectShadow3''':I said "guys". If you responded that would imply that you are human which I know none of you are
'''ErectShadow3''':So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
'''Nordgull''':no
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'''porgamonfan10''':IM FUCKING DEAD DUDE OMG LMFAO
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'''porgamonfan10''':so what have you found out dr erect?
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'''ErectShadow3''':What I found out was, porgamon is a dumb fuck and needs to stop trying to compete with my deoxyribonucleic particle launcher because his argument is garbage. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
'''porgamonfan10''':im crying
'''porgamonfan10''':what the fuck is a deoxyribonucleic particle launcher
'''ErectShadow3''':bye better call mom dumb fuck stupid fuck fuck stupid
'''porgamonfan10''':sry i'll try better next time
'''ErectShadow3''':That's right, you are ungood.
'''porgamonfan10''':can i have my anus salmons now
'''ErectShadow3''':I must have desensitized your asshole, because you've already beened salm'd
'''porgamonfan10''':SALM'D
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'''ErectShadow3''':So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
'''chickenman''':oh fuck have to make a phone call
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'''ErectShadow3''':So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
'''ErectShadow3''':So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
'''ErectShadow3''':So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?
'''ErectShadow3''':Hello?
'''ErectShadow3''':Hello?
'''ErectShadow3''':Hello?
'''ErectShadow3''':Hello?
'''ErectShadow3''':Hello?
'''ErectShadow3''':Hello?
'''ErectShadow3''':Hello?
'''ErectShadow3''':Hello?
'''ErectShadow3''':Hello?
'''ErectShadow3''':Hello?
'''ErectShadow3''':Hello?
'''ErectShadow3''':Hello?
'''ErectShadow3''':Hello?
'''ErectShadow3''':Sigh. You guys are bad at this. Sigh.
'''ErectShadow3''':Sigh....
'''ErectShadow3''':Sigh..
'''ErectShadow3''':Sigh...
'''porgamonfan10 is typing...'''
Under the impression everybody was too stupid to keep up with my 3 iq I heavily sighed. Sigh. I then wrote the computer out of existance. The next thing I know, my friend Rick strikes and demolishes my front door with a rock, grasping my attention immediately; was the small corgi following behind him. Rick whispers from the other side of the room "ʰᵉʸ ʲᵒʰⁿ ᵒʳ ᵇᵒᵇ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵃ ᶜᵒᵒˡ ⁿᵉʷ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ˡᵒˡ ʰᵃʰᵃ" in an attempt to not wake my parents or me up since I'm asleep inside. My parents came running down stairs wondering what the fucking fuck just happened. "What the fucking fuck just happened?" my mom irrelevantly bleated. Rick shushed my mom and told her that my parents are trying to sleep while reverse pickpocketing a lit smoke grenade into her pajama pocket.
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