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It all started when I was 7 years old, I loved great animes and mangos like Family Guy or Rugrats, I got bullied on school but I didn't care because I hade the taiwaneseTaiwanese cartoons to help me cope with depression and suicidal toughtsthoughts.
 
One day I was bored so I decided to tune in to HBO and watch my favourite anime Game of Thrones I liked it because it had violence and people there had an even more miserable existence than I did.
 
In the episode that was airing Johnny Snow was using his stand to kill vampires like he always did, but something was different, his expression was that of a frown, of disdain. This had made very uneasy because normally jonathanJonathan snow always has a gleeful look on his face when killing vampires, but this time he wasn't.
 
The scene cut to Kenshiro having sex with president -elect donaldDonald trumpTrump on live TV, I was bamboozled, since the beginning of the show the sexual tension between donaldDonald and kennyKenny was a main drawing factor for braindead tumblr users.
 
Anyway I got bored and went to make some hot wet soup for me to drink in my solitude.
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As I was done making the soup I felt something inside me, something horrible.
 
Out of nowhere a metrosexual blonde vampire that wore all yellow appeared and killekilled me with his powers.
 
Now I am in hell and Satan has allowed to use his Computer to share my tale, I also must warn you, don't watch koreanKorean cartoons or mangos, they are a ploy made by ISIS and Israel to brainwash you into submission and then kill you with metrosexual vampires.
 
I repeat, don't watch Tibetian animations they will rot your brain and make you cum.
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