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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">School started today. Not much really happened today. Gonna read me some creepypasta when I get home. </span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">So far, nice!
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Sorry, got sidetracked on my past.
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">September 6, 2011 </span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">Today at lunch a really sexy blonde girl came up to me. She asked me for 5 bucks, and I teasingly told her no. We hit it off real well and exchanged numbers</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Cheapskates really turn on
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">It's only day two and already I'm a stud muffin. This should be good.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">September 7, 2011 </span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">That same girl from yesterday approached me at lunch. If it concerns any of you, her name is Rachel. </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language: EN-US">She once again asked me for money( this time it was 7 dollars) I once again put my foot down and told her no. God, me and rachel get along so well.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You have to admit this Rachel is very daring, asking for money to somebody she barely knows! If this
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Also that better be some sarcasm, author.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I've already made plans to hang out with her tomorrow. Should be fun.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Maybe
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Protagonist, control your hormones and keep that thing in your pants!</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">Read some creepypasta at school today as a way to kill time during computer class. Read this really good story about a guy and some coin that had this wierd insignia on it. </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Also mentioned this wierd ass guy who stalks people.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language: ES-CO">Thank you for the information. Keep padding this
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Later met up with Rachel. Turns out she's a connisuer of creepypasta too!</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Connisuer?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">We started shooting the breeze about it and she mentions this creepy picture she saw of an anorexic guy just standing there.</span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I asked her more about it, but she dodged it like ninjas dodging ninja stars</span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">In middle of school? Oh, you perverted dog.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">September 11, 2011 </span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">Todays the 10 year anniversary of 9/11 which if you aske me was set up by some shady folk.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Also
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Rachel came over and we played Little Big Planet and played this odd level called "Beware of Slenderman" I thought it was alright for a scary level, but Rachel seemed to freak out about it.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">HEY MOM DO YOU THINK NOW
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">After a make out session</span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">she grabbed her things and before leaving asked if I had 15 dollars. </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(sigh)</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US"> </span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">By now you should see
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">she's a great pal and I love her, but her pleas for cash have to stop.</span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">She's been acting like I crushed her dreams everytime I tell her no even though I have a good amount of money saved in my wallet.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I bet that after denying it you nonchalantly take out your huge wad of cash from your wallet and wave it on her face, for good measure.
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">September 13, 2011 </span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">About time she said the S-word!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Rachel,
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"Relax!" I said" You just need to tell yourself that creepypasta isn't real!" "But I'm being serious" Rachel whined. "Last night, he was at the foot of my bed! I swear.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Whiny, whiny.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"Alright, I tell you what. You can sleep with me in my bed if it-"</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Oh God, my paranoia
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Run, Rachel!</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Oh thanks Tom!" Rachel said. She then gave me a grateful kiss on the lips.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">No! I said run! And
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Later that day, she showed up at my place.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Damn it,
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">After meeting my parents, she headed for my room and put her stuff in my closet.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">This is starting to look more and more like
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">September 14, 2011 </span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Around 1 in the morning, I awoke to hearing a strange song. </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Then I saw him.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Turns out Rachel wasn't shitting me. Slenderman had turned on my radio and was dancing for whatever reason.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Suddenly Slenderman comes and starts dancing.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Rachel just stood there petrified.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Remembering what she said, I summoned my courage and slowly reached into my wallet for a 20 dollar bill.</span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Note to everyone, give slenderman 20 dollars if you see him.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="border:none;mso-border-bottom-alt:solid windowtext .75pt; padding:0cm;mso-padding-alt:0cm 0cm 1.0pt 0cm"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You know what would be a fun plan? To scam gullible Creepypasta readers by disguising as Slenderman.
<p class="MsoNormal" style="border:none;mso-border-bottom-alt:solid windowtext .75pt; padding:0cm;mso-padding-alt:0cm 0cm 1.0pt 0cm"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">-------------------</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Eh, in all honesty, the story itself
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Now
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US"> </span></p>
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