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'''''Excerpt from ''local news paper''' '''''
 
"A
“A
man has been found dead at his old home and police are on the scene. The Police
have made a statement that the only thing they could find at the crime scene
was a computer disc that said “FORNITE”"FORNITE” and an old Windows laptop. The cause of
death is left as unknown.”
 
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YOU
GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! Some wanna-be massive gaming company just
announced a new game called “Fortnite”"Fortnite”, but it’s such a copy of PUBG. It’s
gonna be released on the 25<sup>th</sup> of July. I bet nobody will buy it.
 
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All
the people at my school were talking so highly of the stupid PUBG rip-off
called “Fortnite”"Fortnite”. I sincerely hope they don’t buy the game, I’ve seen the
preview footage… ITS SO SHIT!
 
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is James, Sam’s brother. I just came inside my brother’s room and found him
dead on the floor, their was blood everywhere! It seemed hyper realistic. I
just called the police, I found a disc inside his computer called “FORTNITE”"FORTNITE”
and text on his screen saying “That’s"That’s what you get for messing with the
Fortnite God’s bitch!” in big red letters.
 
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