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So there was this guy named David or some shit and he was all like,
That is exactly what David did, make spaghetti. However, he must have added too much mustard because the spaghetti came alive! And it was all like,
David was like,
So it did, it took a knife and cut his throat and there was blood everywhere, like seriously was David secretly a blood fountain. Then the spaghetti cut his stomach open and ripped out his organs and there was more blood. Where does David get all this blood?! It was everywhere!
Then little Suzy walked in and was like,
Spaghetti then turned into a demon and went after Suzy or was it Susan… Whatever, who cares what her name was. All you need to know is that the spaghetti killed her in a very brutal and bloody way.
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