Blood, Blood Mountain: Difference between revisions

Hello there and welcome to another instalment of Bad Creepypasta, today's story is called "Blood, Blood Mountain.”" (the sound of a can opening off-screen followed by a pause) There is a drinking game attached to this and you can probably guess it already, so let's begin. "I tend to get bored in my lengthy periods of procrastination and found it harder to justify wasting more time on the same games and videos. I had become increasingly stingy over-time with paying for new content to appease my needs, after-all Steam sales clearly showed how much a game is worth and I refused to pay more than those prices for any new experiences. It was while browsing the sales, void of any interesting games that I remembered the supposed gold mine of pirating roms for old titles.”"

"With reluctance I searched online, using caution to ward off the FBI hounds that might seize upon my inexperienced hands. After a surprisingly brief search I found a somewhat legitimate looking page of N64 games, it merely stated I needed to own a copy originally to be allowed to download the rom, and of course, they had no way to check that I lost my old copy. I clicked to download Super Mario 64 and within a few minutes the download had completed along with that of the N64 emulator. I took a sip from my drink.”" Yeah we know that feeling. "Then started the game.”"

Of course! "I was pleasantly surprised by how fun and enjoyable this old game still was, even without the controller Mario still controlled fluently. I played around in-front of the castle briefly before entering the painting of Bob-omb Battlefield, the classic cheery vocal arrangement played before entering and BAM! I was enjoying some classic Mario goodness. I effortlessly cleared the entirety of that level collecting all stars with ease, the game was just as I remembered it in the past and there were more levels to come! I had the whole floor open to me, Whomp's Fortress, Jolly Roger Bay and even the classic hidden slide. Of course the slide was first, it always was, but then I had a choice to make. Water levels are the work of the devil.”"

"And Whomp was a push-over so I wanted more of a challenge, I picked the classic ice level. Cool, Cool Mountain. That, it would turn out, was my biggest mistake. The painting room was barren except for a single deep red carpet that flowed towards the painting, it was slippery just like the ice-level itself and nothing could stop Mario from sliding right into the painting. This struck me as odd but not as odd as the resulting effect when the painting was entered. The screen flashed blood (pause) red.”"

You two don't need to make shots when you say blood (pause) yourselves ya know? Ah fuck'd it back to the story. Where was I? "The whole slide was covered in blood (pause) no not just covered, the slide WAS blood (pause)”"

"The slide was made from the blood (pause) of Mahrio, all the blood (pause) combined from each and every Mahrio before him that had died, the blood (pause) they bled (pause) bleeded (pause) down and became a slide of blood (pause) to help Mahrio in his quest so this time, at least he could succeed. I made Mahrio slip and Shlide down the bloody (pause) slide of his former lives' blood (pause) and he sheemed to be havin' fun. That was until ah noticed beneath the shlide of blood (pause) the bottomless pit was instead filled with Mahrios, all bleeding (pause) and grinning up at Mahrio with their evil bloody (pause) smiles, the shlide was disapparing behind him, the blood (pause) now obeying gravity and quickly dripping down to join the blood (pause) soaked bleeding (pause) Mahrios below. They sheemed to be welcoming the now blood (pause) stained Mahrio to join 'em in bloody (pause) death, an' Mahrio fell, he fell an' he screamed a female blood (pause) curdling skream just like the earlier skreams. A cut-scene showed where the blood (pause) stained Mahrio was grabbed by the other equally bloody (pause) blood (pause) stained Mahrios and they began tearing him apart, blood (pause) poured from every wound and gash they made, all bleeding (pause) with hyper-realistic (pause) blood that bled (pause) all over the entire bloody (pause) mess of blood (pause) stained bodies. The blood (pause) began to fill the shkreen as more and more blood (pause) made the blood (pause) level rise up to the top of the shkreen until my whole monitor was full of blood (pause) and it was so realistic I feared the blood (pause) would flood out of the schreen as the blood (pause) kept coming an' the blood (pause) curdling scream grew louder. The shcreene grew darker as eachh second pasht until all the blood (pause) had bled (pause)”"

Shhut up wankers I'm tryin't read thish shit story of blood! (pause) Alright! Where was I? Blood! (pause) "Mahrio wash shut out of th' paintin' breakin' all of his, EVERY ONE of his body parts which all bled (pause) hyper-realistic blood (pause) and he attemptpts to get back up failed as the bloody (pause) bleeding (pause) blood soaked (pause) carpet of acktual blood (pause) flooded him down with it to the painting and blood (pause) curdlings sckreams rang ahgain an' they led to bloody (pause) skren of blood (pause)”"

"Bleeding bloody blood!”" (extended pause, choking intensifying)

"And that blood bled too!”"

"More blood!”" (pause)

"Mahrio bled, 'e bled, 'E BLED 'E BLED 'E BLED SO MUCH BLOOOOD!”" (lengthy pause followed by a loud thumping sound and broken glass) "KEEPSH BLEEDEDED BLOOD! (pause) Bloody (pause) bleeding (pause) bloody (pause) blood (pause) bleeding (pause) jushtmpt lyke you! BLOODDDD! (A loud thump and liquid spilling echoes)

</blockquote>Uploader's note. Above is the automated Youtube subtitles for MichaelLeroi's final uploaded video. The bodies of the three users were found together near their computer, the cause of death was severe alcohol poisoning two days prior to the video being uploaded. Any attempt to find the creepypasta known as Blood, Blood Mountain only yields a link to a webpage which contains a list of names and aliases. The page is titled "Mockers of Creepypasta”Creepypasta" and besides each name is an ironic death note. The first 3 names are crossed out along with the note "lethal drinking game”game". The next two names on the list are Slowbeef and Diabetus, their death notes read "Sonic 2006: Round 2.”"