Call of Duty Man Shoots the Brown People: Difference between revisions
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One day Call of Duty Man was enjoying America’s freedom when General Man called him.
"Call of Duty Man, we need you to go to Russia to shoot some brown people!
"Why?
"Because they refuse to speak English!!!
"I’m on my
Call of Duty Man took his freedom jet (with a turret on it) and went 270 degrees around the globe to Russia, capital of terrorism and anti-freedom. He brought his favorite gun, the AK-47, it has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. Call of Duty Man got to Russia and crouched behind a gray, chest-high wall and begun shooting at the brown people because they are the bad guys and they don’t speak English.
"I have to freedom these people!
Call of Duty Man ran out of ammo for the AK-47 and switched to his M4A1, the M4A1 has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. The M4A1 ran out of ammo so he switched the the ACR, the ACR has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. The ACR ran out of ammo so he switched to the FAMAS, the FAMAS has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine The FAMAS ran out of ammo so he switched the MP5, the MP5 has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine.
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