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Hi my name is Ebony
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It
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"Nothing." he said shyly.
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"Do you like Draco?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
"No I so fucking
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
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"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
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I gasped.
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Chapter 3.
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
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They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I
"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
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Suddenly Draco looked sad.
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"Hey,
"Really?" asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
"Really." I said. "Besides I
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco
Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok
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"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Draco
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
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"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I
And
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was.............................................................Dumblydore!
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"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.
"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing
Chapter 6.
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In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He
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"My
"Why?" I exclaimed.
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Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony
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Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door.
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his
"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on
I was so angry.
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"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
"No! No! But you
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!"
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in
"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.
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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.
"Ebony,
My friend
"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
"Vampire, I
Everyone gasped.
I
"But
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.
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I was so mad and sad. I
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius!" and I
"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though
"Ebony." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!"
I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I
"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.
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Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared and mad I
"Draco!" I said. "Hi!"
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"No." he answered.
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Chapter 10.
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out
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I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are
We were singing a cover of
"Ebony! Are you OK?"
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.
"Why
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."
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"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied!
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.
"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and
Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Hargrid?
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS
"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where
"YOU
Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"
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And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
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"Because
"Because I LOVE HER!"
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Chapter 12.
AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid
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I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but it was Vampire. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and
I stopped. "How did u know?"
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"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you
"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to
Anyway I was in the school
Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
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"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I
"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses."
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"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These
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"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!"
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he
"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?"
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"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he
Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!"
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u
"You look kawai, girl."
"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.
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"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and
"NO!" I ran up closer.
"I thought you
"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to
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He laughed in an evil voice.
"No!
"No." he said meanly. "I
"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that
"What?" I asked him.
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We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!"
It
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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort
"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "EbonyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)
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"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort.
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"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says
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I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!
"Enoby I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!."
"OMFG." I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with
Chapter 16.
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We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing
"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them"
"What cause
"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.
"We
"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?"
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"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.
"Enoby!
I was flattened cause
"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.
"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.
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Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Willow will die too." I said.
"Kawai."
"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.
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"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."
"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.
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"No." My head snaped up.
"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts
"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(
"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."
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"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly.
"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. "Come on
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE
"Da real goffs?" Me and
"Yah u
"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
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"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.
"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said
"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.
"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my
"Tom Rid." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe
"Yeah I
Chapter 17.
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo
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"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said.
"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause
"So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" she asked.
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"Yah." I said happily.
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Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It
"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And
"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed
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Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.
"WTF!" I shouted going to sit next to
"Those guys are so fucking hot." Navel was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.
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"WTF?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!"
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"Hello everyone." he said happily. "As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?"
Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We
"BTW you can call me Albert." HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.
"What a fucking poser!" Draco shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I
I was so fucking angry.
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"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.
"No! Wait!
But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
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Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated.
"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. "Wtf do you fink
Only it
"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. "What are u wearing to the concert?"
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"Fuker." He said, gong away.
Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I
"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw snake is movd 2 griffindoor now)
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"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)
"Only you
"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed.
"You dimwit!." Snake began 2 shoot angrily. And
"Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?"
"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked. "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or
"WTF
"Oh
We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.
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Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.
I almost had an orgasim. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing
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Later we all went in the skull. Draco was crying in da common room. "Draco are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice.
"No
"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."
"U mean
"Draco please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)
And
"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.
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"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.
"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!" he asked. Filth nodded. And
"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.
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Chapter 22.
AN: stfu! prepz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of I no itz mr. noris itz
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All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.
Standing in front of me
I opened my crimson eyes. Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy. Vampire looked like Joel Madden.
"OMFG" I yielded as I jumped up. "Why the fuck are u all here?"
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"OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first." I shouted angrily.
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"Oh all right." I said smiling. "But you have to tell me why your being all erective."
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"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!" yelled Rumbridge. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!"
"Very well." Dumbledore said angrily. "Butt we cannot do this. We
Draco, Crab, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire and
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"Oops she made a mistake!" he corrupted her. "She means hi everybody cum in!"
Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Draco and opposite
"Vampire, Draco WTF?" I asked.
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"No I do!" shouted.
"No she
"No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!" shouted Vampire. And
Dumbldore yelled at them but they
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"Plz
"No!" he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling.
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"Yeah yeah." I said sadly as I got up.
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"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. "OMFG what if
"Its ok gurl." said
"Ok bich." I said sadly and den we went.
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Well we had Deviation next so I got to ask Proffessor Trevolry about the visions.
"Konnichiwa everybody come in." said Proffesor Sinister in Japanese. She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick.
"What is it Ebony?" she asked. "Hey I love ur nail polish
"Yeah." I answered. All the preps who
"Ho about now?" she asked.
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"OK class fucking dismissed every1." Proffesor Trevolry said and she let every1 go. "Except for you Britney." she pointed at Britney and sum other preps. "Please do exorcize (geddit) 1 on page 3."
"OK
Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in. I looked at it.
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I was so excited. I fellowed Draco wandering if we where going 2 do it again. We went outside and then we went into
"Ebony what the fuck did Profesor Trevolry say." whispered Draco potting his gothic whit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine.
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"And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me." sang
"OMFG Draco Draco!" I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively.
"No! Please
"No! Oh my fucking god!11" I shouted in a scared voice.
"Ebony
I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face. I told Draco to call Vampire. He did it with his blak Likin Park mobile. Butt the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream
Chapter 26.
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"Oh fuck it!" Vampire shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. "What fucking dick did that!"
"I
We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office.
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"Sire are dads have been shot!" Draco said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. "Enoby had a vision in a dreem."
Dubleodre started to cockle. "Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know
I glared at Dumbledore.
"Look motherfucker." he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter). "U know very well that
"Okay." he said in a intimated voice. "Were are they?"
I fought about it. Then all of a
Chapter 27. vampirz wil never hurt u
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I locked at Lucian, Serifs, Drake and Vampire. They nodded.
I smelled happily and went into a dark room. I had changed Profesor Sinister took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crucible ball. She
"Okay." I said sadly. We did dethz tuch sin. I went outside again sadly.
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"Yeah what happened?" asked Darkness, Willow and Boldy Mary?
I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating Lucian and Sirius being fond. Everyone was proud of me butt I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Draco. They were cheesing my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Dumblydore. A banner was put up. Lotz of fucking prepz were there oviously tring 2 be b goffik wering the HIM sign on their handz- depite them not having akshelly heard of him. Even Mr. Noris looked happy. A blak and red cake had been brought out. Crabbe and Goyke set up some fireworx in the shape of skulls from
I put on my Invisibility coke with Vampire and Draco and we sneaked outside 2gether.
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"Are you okay?" Vampir asked potting his albastard hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it.
"Yah I guess." I said sadly. Drako also pot his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. "The problem
Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him.
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I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.
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We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.
"I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly.
"WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!"
It
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"Hey what the fuck!111" Vampire shooted angrily.
"Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Dumblehor noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St
Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop laughed meanly.
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I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1). Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And
"Crosio!" I shouted. Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Serverus
"
Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111
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"No!11" we screamed sadly. Snap stated loafing meanly. He took out a kamera anvilly.
"What the fuck r u doing!" I shooted arngrily. Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!
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He waved his wand and a nife came. He gave da knife 2 me.
"U must stab Vrompire." he said to me. "If u
"No you fucking bastrad!1" I yielded.
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"Yah just wait ubtil da Mystery find out!11" Vampire yelled. Meanwhile I took out my wand.
"You ridiculus dondderhed!111" Snoop yielded. He took off all of
"Crosio!" I shited pointing my wound. Snoop scremed and started running around da room screming. Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Serious. I stopped doing crucio.
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"You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-" shooted Snape but suddenly Serverus came.
Snake put the whip behind his bak. "Oh hello Sev I wuz just teaching them sumthing." he lied. But suddenly Lusian and Profesor Trevolry came in2 da room and they and Serious unlocked the chains and put dem around Snap. Then Profesor Trevolry said
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"I always knew u were on
"No
"Oh fucking yeah?" I took some blak Volremortserum out of my poket and gave it to Serverus. He made Snap dirnk it. He did arngrily. Then Luscious took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snap. Then Proffesor Sinister and Lucian made us get out wif them while Snape told his secretes. Lucian took Vampure and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a millon times. Profesor Trevolry took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to sedouce Volxemort. Moving posters of MCR and Nrivana were all over. Hermoine, Darkness and Willow came too.
"Whatz in da bag?" I asked Profesor Trevolry.
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"U will c." she said. I opened thee bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic dress. It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick.
"You look fucking kawaii, bitch."
"Fangs." I said.
"Ok now
"Good luk!1" Everryone shooted. Darkess and Willow gave me
Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It
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"Hi." I said flirtily. "Im Enoby Way da new student." I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.
"Da
We shok hands. "Well come on we have 2 go upstairs." Satan said. I followed him. "Hey
"Oh my fuking god, how did u know?" Satan gasped. "actually I like gc a lot too."(geddit coz gc did that song I just wanna live
"omg me too!" I replied happily.
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"hogsment?" I asked.
"yeah
He froned confusedly. "noo its called Hot Ishoo." He smiled skrtvli again. "then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic." he moaned.
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"ohh." now everything was making sense for me. "so is dumblydor your princepill?" I shouted.
"uh-huh." he looked at his black nails. "im in
"OMfG SHME TOO!" I SHRIEDKED.
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"u go to this skull?"(geddit cos im goffik) he asked.
"yah
Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. "NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!" he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. "STUPID GOFFS!"
satan rolled his eyes. "his so mean to us goffs and punks just becose
I turned around angrily. "actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord."
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"oh nuffin." I said sweetly.
then
"hey where r u goin?" satan asked as I fell.
I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pensive in professor
"oh yeah I rememba that." dumblydor said, trying to be all goffik.
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"wth how?" I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. but shes a goff so its ok.
professor sinster looked sad. "um I was drinking voldemortserum." she started to cry black tears of depression. dumblydum
"hey r u crying tears of blood?" he asked curiously, tuching a tear.
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"fuck off!" we both said and dumblydum took his hand away.
professor sinster started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. "omfg
AN: SEE U FOKKING PREPZ GO FOK URSELXXZ DATZ SERUS ISSUZ 2O GO 2 HELL!1111112
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"Oh my fuking god!1" I shooted sadly. "Shud we get u 2 St
"Hel no!" she said. "Lizzen Egogy, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Tom Andorson 4 sum help?"
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"Hey Sexxy." I said.
"
"Fine." I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.
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"What happened 2 Snipe?" I growled.
"U will see." Draco giggled mistressly. He opened a
"NOOOO PLZ!1111" Lumpkin bagged as Serious started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Snap trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz). We took sum of
"Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1111" I screemed passively as he got an eructation.
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I wook up in da coffin de next day. Draco waz gone. I got up and put on a blak tight sexah drsss that was all ripped at da end. There wuz red korset stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knees. There wuz a slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth. I pot on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots.
"Hi Ibony." he said. "Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Profesor
"Ok." I said in a deprezzd voice. I had wanted to fuk Draco or maybe lessen to MCR or Evonezcence. I came anyway.
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"Enoby, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited." she said sadly. "Good luck. Fangz!"
And
"Whose he!11" I asked.
"Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn." Satan said. "
"Yah?" I asked.
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"
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I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Satan. Suddenly I
I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner.
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"Draco what da fuk r u dong!111111" I gosped.
"Huh?" he asked. Then I remembred. It
"Oh hi Lucian!1" I sed. "Im Ebony the new student lol we shook handz."
"Yah Satan told me abot you." Lusian said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting. It wuz Serious,
"ORLY." I ESKED.
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"Yeah." he said. "Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus plays da drums" he said ponting to him. "Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring."
"Hey bastards." I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin. Suddenly I gasped again. "But
"We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists."
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"Its okay but we need a new led snigger." Samaro said.
"
"Rilly?" asked Snap. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111
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"Enopby? Will u join da band? Plz!1" begged Lucian, Samoro, Serious and Snap.
"
"Yah." they said.
"Ok." I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It
"What da hell r u dong here!11" I asked.
"I wil help u go frowad in tim Enoby." he said siriusly
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I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister.
"OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111"
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"Oh hey there bitch." Profesor Trevolry said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom.
Hi fuker." I said. "Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also
"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) gasped
"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Profesor Trevolry.
"I
"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd
"Well we have potions klass now." Willow said so
We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap
"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111" Draco shouted angrily.
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Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard.
"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva.
I looked
"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It
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"Shut the fuk up!1" said Willow.
"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor
Draco, Ebory and I went to Profesor
Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.
I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said
"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.
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Suddenly Dumblydore came.
"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Morty
OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I
"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said finally hoping he
"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Slutborn.
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"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Wheres Satan?"
"Oh
"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Satan.
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Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik
"Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11" Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)
"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." I said in a flirty voice. "
"
Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz
While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took
"OMG!111" Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Enoby gess what?"
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"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said. "2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u."
"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly. And
"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.
"Fuk u!11" I said.
"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside.
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"Zomg how did u do that?" Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice.
"
"Siriusly?" he gasped.
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"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.
"Itz too bad we
"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.
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"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.
"I wood like to
"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. "
"OMFG!1" yielded James. "Wut the fuck?"
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"OMFG no!11" shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm.
And
"No!111" yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.
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I woke up in da
"Oh mi satan wut happened!" I screamed. Suddenly Volxemort came. He loked less mean then usual.
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"Thou hath nut killd Vampire yet!11" he said arngrily. Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective.
"Volxemort? OMFG
"OMFG Enoby ur alive!111" Scremed Vampire. I hugged him and
"What the fuk happened?" I asked dem. "Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?" I gosped.
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"But fangz anyway!1" said Lucian holding oot his arm. I gasped. He had two arms!
"OMG I cant beleve
"Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den." said James.
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"Yah he wuz a spy." Serious said sadly. "He wuz really a Death Dealer."
"And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11" said Lucian. "He
"Hey haz aneone fuking seen Draco?" I asked gothikally.
"No Draco told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax." said Profesor Trevolry. "He
I got up suicidally. Lucian, Serious and Profesor Sinister left. I wuz wearing a blak leather nightgun. Under that I had on a sexxy blak leather bra trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik gurl on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (if u
"OMFG letz celebrate!11" gasped Willow.
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"We can go c Hose of Wax wif Draco!1" giggled Vampire.
"Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 666!11" said Hermoine. We opened da conmen room door sexily. And
"U fucking prep!11" we all yielded angrily.
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"Yah u betrayed us!111" shooted Vampire angrily as he took out his blak gun.
"No u
"No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111" said Willow trying 2 attak him (u rok girl!1). I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out.
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I woke up in da
"Oh mi satan wut happened!" I screamed. Suddenly Volxemort came. He loked less mean then usual.
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"Thou hath nut killd Vampire yet!11" he said arngrily. Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective.
"Volxemort? OMFG
"OMFG Enoby ur alive!111" Scremed Vampire. I hugged him and
"What the fuk happened?" I asked dem. "Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?" I gosped.
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"But fangz anyway!1" said Lucian holding oot his arm. I gasped. He had two arms!
"OMG I cant beleve
"Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den." said James.
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"Yah he wuz a spy." Serious said sadly. "He wuz really a Death Dealer."
"And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11" said Lucian. "He
"Hey haz aneone fuking seen Draco?" I asked gothikally.
"No Draco told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax." said Profesor Trevolry. "He
I got up suicidally. Lucian, Serious and Profesor Sinister left. I wuz wearing a blak leather nightgun. Under that I had on a sexxy blak leather bra trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik gurl on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (if u
"OMFG letz celebrate!11" gasped Willow.
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"We can go c Hose of Wax wif Draco!1" giggled Vampire.
"Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 666!11" said Hermoine. We opened da conmen room door sexily. And
"U fucking prep!11" we all yielded angrily.
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"Yah u betrayed us!111" shooted Vampire angrily as he took out his blak gun.
"No u
"No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111" said Willow trying 2 attak him (u rok girl!1). I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out.
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When I wook up I wuz in a strange room. I loked around I wuz wearing da same outfit I had when is performed wif XBlakXTearX!!!!!11 I looked arund confusedly. It wuz da
"OMFG!!! Im back in Tim again!!!!111" I screamed loudly. Suddenly Satan(dis is actually voldimort 4 photo refrenss!). Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!11
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"OMFG Enoby r u ok." He asked gothikally.
"Yah Im okay 4 ur in4mation." I snapped sexily. "OMG am I dedd???" koz I remembered I had jumped in front off da bullet from
I guessed dat when I had slit mi wrists I had went bak in tim instead of dieing. I knoew I could go forward in time if I found a time-toner or da tim machine.
"No ur not dead." Satan reassured suicidally as he smokd a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face. "Ur a vampire so u kant die frum a bullet. Cum on now lets go c how
I noo dat da real reason I
"Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress." Satan reasoned evilly.
"I guess
"Who da fuck is that?" I asked angrly cos I did nut kno him.
"Dis
"Hey Hedwig." I said seductively evn tho I wuz nut tring to b.
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"Dat was Hedwig. He used 2 b my boifreind but we broke up." Satan said sadly, luking at his blak nails.
"OMFG I can get u bak 2gether!" I said fingering something I
"Ok u can 4get about ur class for now, Hedwig. Im going 2 show u something grate!!!!1" I led them to da Great Hall. "Cum on u guys."
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"Yah go fuck urself Samaro!" Snape agreed but I noo he wuz lying koz it had been his folt James had almost shot Lucian.
"B quiet u guys." I said sexily. Mi plan waz working oot great. Now I kood make Voldement good wivout doing it with him! Now
"Kool." said Serious as Voldemort and Hedwig started 2 make out sexily. We watched as tdey started 2 take each odderz cloves off sexily. Samaro, Serious, Snake and Lucian all watched koz dey wer prolly bi. I noo Snape was bi.
"Oh my fukking god!!!! Voldimort! Voldimort!" screamed Hedwig as his glock touched
But suddenly everything stopped as da door opend and in
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I sat depressedly in
"What da hell is this anyway??" he cackled meanly. I hoped he
"Whatever u do
"Yah, siriusly she was trying to get Satan and Hedwig back together." Serious said deviantly.
"Be quiet you Satanists." Dumbledore cockled. "If ur lucky
"You fucking poser." I muttoned.
"I bet
"Shut up Jomes!!!"
"Yeah shut up!!!!" Snake said preppily.
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"No u shut up Dumblydore!!!!!!!!1111" said Tom.
"
Suddenly I grabed da iPod from him. "Evry1! Jump in b4 itz 2 l8!!! I jumped in2 it. But only 1 odder person jumpd in. It
"You dunderheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111" screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.
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"Hey kool where iz dis?" he asked in an emo voice.
"Dis is da future.
"Kool
"
"OMFG kool wait whatz a 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt?" he esked in his sexah voice.
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Suddenly some of my friends walked in.
"OMG
"Konichiwa, bitch." said Willow. She was wearing a blak corset showing off her boobs with lace all around it and red stipes on it. With it she waz wearing a blak leather miniskirt, big blak boots, white foundation, blak eyeliner, red eyeshadow, and blak lipstick.
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"Hey, motherfucker." Said Diabolo with his red hair. He waz wearing a black P?ATD t-shit and blak baggy pants.
"Hey whose that, Ibony?"
"Oh its Satan." I told her and she nodded knowing da truth.
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"Are you okay Satan?" we asked concernedly.
"OMFG ur from da future!!1! What if u
"No I still like you." I said sexily to him.
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"Ok." He said ressuredly. I let him lizzen 2 Teenagers by MCR on my ipod while I was about to go outside to find out some fingz. I gave Diabolo a signal to keep Satan occupied. Satan fell asleep. I took the iPod. I was about to walk outside. Profesor Sinister ran in!!!!!!!1111 She was wearing a gothic blak minidress with depressing blak stripes, white and blak stripped tights, and red converse shoes. She was wearing LOTS of blak iliner.
"Oh my fucking god,
"Ebony I was so worried abott u but I know you
"That bitch!!!!!!!11 Did she also free Hargrid and Loopin?" I shouted angrily. I hated Britney because she was a fucking prep.
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"Yes they are on the loose at this school. Dumblydore is back Cornelia is on his way to help evry1. Tell evry1 u see to lock themselves in their conman room!!!!!!" Trevolry said worriedly.
"OK. But
"I dunno why but I know he almost tried 2 commit suicide after he saw u almost kill urself." she said.
"OMG
"Good luck Tara!!!!!!!11" everyone cried.
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"I know but Im a vampire lol. When I woke up I wuz back in 1980, so neway I bought Voldimort from when he was yung with me."
"
"Draco? You mean that fukking poser who betroyed you?" Vampir snarkled with anger in his sexy voice.
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"I NO BUT WE HAV 2 FIND HIM." I SED SMARTY.
"
"OK." I argreed.
"Oh my fucking satan!!!!!" Harry shouted.
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"Draco are you okay????" I asked.
"
"Oh Draco why did you do it with that fucking bastard Snape?" I asked teardully.
"I-" Draco began to say but suddenly Lupin and Mr. Norris appearated in2 da room!! They
"Im so glad we me and Snape were freed." said Loopin.
"Dam, this job would be great if it
"Pop addelum!!!!!111" I yielded angrily pointing my wand at them.
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"Noooooooo!!!!1" Lupin shouted as chains came on him. Mr. Norris ran away.
"You fukking perv." I said laughing wiv depths of evil and depressedness in my voice. "Now u have 2 tell us where Voldimort is or
"I
"Oh my satan, we were so worried about u guys!!1" Vampire said. I looked sexily at Draco with his goffik red eyes with contacts, blak t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin like Gerord Way, Vampir with his sexy blak hair and red eyes just like Frank Iero and Satan who looked jist like Brandan Urie then.
I selectively took the caramel from my pocket. And
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"I shall free you Loopin but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads." he said cruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizing above us. "Ebony
"You fucking prep!!!" yelled Draco. Then he loked at me sadly. "I forgot to tell u, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I
We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. We were so scarred!!!!1 But Satan
"I knew who thou were all along." he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. "Now I shall kill thee all!!!!!!" Thunder came in da room.
"No plz
"What is da meaning of dis?" Dumblydore asked all angrily and Voldimort lookd away (bcos dumblydore is da only whizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Volxemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik.
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"You fucking preppy fags!" Serious shouted angrily.
"I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!!!" screamed Harry but da sparks from his wand only hit
"Oh my fucking god!!!1" I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Drako and the video of Satan doing it with
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"Whats she talking abott??????" Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.
"I saw 2
"Shut up!!!
"Foolish ignoramuses!!!!!!" yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. "Thou shall all dye soon."
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"U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!!!!!!!111" I shouted despariedrly.
"Acco
He maid lighting come all over da place.
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