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When I walked in, I felt like something was watching me. I ignored it and sat down on a free chair.
"So, what’s for today?
"CreepyPants.
[[File:10028-pl_spongebob_plush_1.jpg|thumb|286px|how duh demon looks!!]]
"CreepyPants?
"Well, it was what we received.
I sat down, hoping for this to be good. "
The title card came on, saying CreepyPants, but the Happy-Go-Lucky theme tune wasn’t playing. Instead, some dark, gothic slow music was playing with missing frequencies, and was made of dissonant instruments.
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Then, it showed SpongeBob playing his clarinet and Squidward was outside playing.
"Squidward? Can you be quiet! I’m trying to concentrate!
"But SpongeBob, I’m having too much fun!
"I don’t care if you’re having fun, my clarinet concert is tonight and I need to practice without interruption!
"You’re having a clarinet concert? I’ll be there to watch!
SpongeBob looked angry, and shut the window, which shattered from impact. The camera cuts to SpongeBob playing his clarinet, and this time, nobody is interrupting. Nobody interrupts for 4 minutes until there is a knock at the door.
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When he told SpongeBob this, he yelled.
"FRIED CLAMS?! WE’RE FISH! WE DON’T EAT EACH OTHER!
He slammed the door rudely in the man’s face and walked upstairs. Just as SpongeBob wraps his gross, slimey mouth around the clarinet, there is yet another knock at the door.
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It was the British salesman, and he looked downcast at SpongeBob as he spoke.
"Sir, can you please just try a fried clam?
"NO! I’M NOT EATING MY KIND!
He slammed the door shut, but the British salesman caught the door halfway when SpongeBob shut it.
"Try one.
"No. I said I’m not.
Then, I realized that this had already been 11 minutes, when was the action gonna begin? All of the other interns were looking at each other, confused why this was stretching so long.
"Please….try one…. it’ll be good for busi--
"I’M NOT EATING A FISH!
SpongeBob walked back upstairs, and there was a knock at the door, but SpongeBob didn’t answer it this time. Nope. He walked and wrapped his mouth along the clarinet, and played a horrible tune for 1 minute, and the camera cuts to black.
"Is that the end?
His question was answered when the camera starts up again, and shows a unicorn pooping incecream as he flies over the house of Patrick’s.
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The motercycle drives away, and the magical unicorn comes back and starts crying on Squidward. As the unicorn’s tears drip on Squidward, Squidward’s skin turns a light purple and his pupils are a rainbow color. Squidward started laughing, and he got on the unicorn and the unicorn flew into the sky.
As they flew into the sky, the whole screen darkened a bit and the words "The
"What the heck?
"I have no idea what happened.
I was lying though, because I knew exactly what happned: I switched the tape, and made everyone think I was innocent. I will continue to live up this lie until someone finds out. I also switched your calender; it’s supposed to say September 31st, 1999 but instead it says Jaunary 25th, 1926!
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