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When I woke up from my death because plot, I thought to myself, "What was I doing? Oh, right.
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"Help! Help!
"We have a doorbell, asshole!
But I didn't care because there was a motherfucking centipede in my motherfucking house. I busted the door down, and inside there was a lady, in her 30's, eating spaghetti. She made a face of anger and disgust and threw a handful of spaghetti at my face. But I didn't care because there was a motherfucking centipede in my motherfucking house and I needed to use her phone.
"I need to call 911!
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"911, what's your emergency?
"There is a motherfucking centipede
in my motherfucking shower!
"Oh shit, we'll call the S.W.A.T. Team at once!
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"What happened?
"There are TWO motherfucking centipedes in that motherfucking shower!
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"Hello, Mr. Trump.
"Hey. Who is this?
"My name is not important. What is important is that there is a motherfucking centipede in my motherfucking house. Please send nukes.
"Ok, under one condition. To pay for nuclear warhead bills (that's a thing I guess), give me a small loan of a million dollars.
"I'll see.
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"Trump, I'm mistaken. They are not centipedes.
"If they're not centipedes, then what are they?
My reply was simple. "Immigrants.
"WHAT?!? WHAT?!? WHAT?!?
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