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I have been a huge
pokemon fan ever since I was born, much like most aspies on the planet. I prefer the x and y generation, but I
the horribly traumatic incident I went through, I
pokemon game ever again, or any game for that matter.
You know what pokemon is
even if you
poor animals to capture and use for battles before peta gets on your ass. One
night, I was in my dorm room, playing pokemon heart gold, because as I said,
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me a heart attack. The game started, and it had pikachu walking around the
lavender town, without me pressing anything. Nothing seemed scary about it,
which totally
happened! A magikarp came out of the forest and killed my pikachu, along with
my other five pokemon, leaving entrails and pools of gore everywhere on the
screen because blood is so scary because blood. I
hacked games scare factor, so I did the sensible thing and broke it with a
chainsaw, killing it forever, leaving no evidence for anybody to find.
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After doing so, I
realized something about the pokemon universe. It's not escapist fantasy games
for children, or a popular franchise for children, and that game
a rom hack that some really talented game designer created in his spare time.
Pokemon was the very embodiment of the devil, and magikarp is the very
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