Star Wars Episode 1.5: Jar Jar Gone Wild: Difference between revisions

"Even though you’reyou're a great warrior, a Sith Lord might try to take advantage of your strength and bravery someday and convince you to join them."

"No. That won’twon't happen to meesa. Meesa okeeday for now!" dismissed Jar Jar.

What the friends didn’tdidn't know is that three Sith Lords were following Jar Jar.

"You can’tcan't just hurt our friend like that!" said Obi-Wan Kenobi, as he was about to use his lightsaber to fight off the evil trio…however, he noticed that Jar Jar had taken his lightsaber! Then, Jar Jar turned the lightsaber on and shoved it up his ass!

"Oooooohhhh yeahhhh!!!!!!!! Meesa likin’likin' dis!" moaned the Gungan as his asshole was being torn apart by the lightsaber.

Anakin, Padme, and Obi-Wan Kenobi were shocked! These Sith Lords just made a horrible, depraved act happen to their friend. Anakin’sAnakin's greatest fear would also come true, because there was no way that Jar Jar would be able to snap out of the mind control the Sith Lords put him under.

"But dat’sdat's just dha beginning of our plans…" moaned Darth Lust sexually as as he pointed in Jar Jar’sJar's direction.

Jar Jar then kissed Boss Nass. Boss Nass was very eager to be doing this, he did not care one bit for Jar Jar as a person, he only wanted sex from him ever since Jar Jar became a productive member of society. Now, all those years paid off and he was having sex with him, and Boss Nass’Nass' Gungan representatives were MASTURBATING furiously.

And so our story ends with Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker being taken to the darkest depths of hell and righteously suffering for ten thousand years. Darth Lust, Darth Superior, and Darth Psychopath, however, didn’tdidn't suffer and continued to torture Anakin and Obi Wan Kenobi as they truly deserved. As for Jar Jar Binks, he became the Sith Lord known as Darth Rapist, and raped innocent people and Jedi. Padme was saddened by Jar Jar’sJar's choice to join the Dark Side, and after she was raped by him, she resigned from her position as the Queen of Naboo. Boss Nass became Darth Jar Jar’sJar's apprentice, while the Gungans became sex-crazed creatures due to Jar Jar mind controlling all the Gungans in the galaxy, and they all had orgies happily ever after.