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It's Christmas Eve in snowy
Occasionally, it would escalate to violence and he would beat her savagely, then when he was done,
As the sun rose on that Christmas morning, Isaac opened his eyes to find a strange wooden box sitting at the foot of his bed. With eyes widened in awe, he stared at the colorful, hand crafted box, wondering who had left it. He was not used to receiving gifts, especially toys. What little toys Isaac did have were ones
Isaac squinted his eyes as he sounded out the words, "L-laugh-ing-J-Jack-in-a-b-box…" he paused, "…Laughing Jack-in-a-box?" Isaac had heard of a Jack-in-a-box, but never a Laughing Jack-in-a-box. His mind spun with curiosity as he grasped the
Suddenly, Isaac heard a loud rattling noise coming from the bed behind him. He spun around to witness the wooden box violently shaking. Then, without warning, the top of the box swung open and a parade of colorful smoke and confetti bellowed out. Isaac rubbed his eyes in disbelief of what he was seeing. As the smoke cleared, there stood a tall, thin, multicolored clown man, with bright red hair, a swirly, rainbow colored cone nose, and feathery shoulders that sat atop his raggedy and colorful clown outfit.
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The Technicolor clown spread his arms and excitedly announced, "COME ONE, COME ALL! WHETHER BIG OR SMALL! TO SEE THE BEST CLOWN OF THEM ALL!! The one, the only, LAUGHING JACK-IN-A-BOX!!!"
The colorful carnie stepped down off the bed and with a happy grin said, "I'm glad you asked! I am Laughing Jack, your new friend FOR LIFE!
Isaac looked up at the mysterious clown man, "W-we're friends?" he stuttered.
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Jack looked at the boy while cocking an eyebrow, "FRIENDS? We're BEST friends! I was specially created to be YOUR not-so-imaginary friend, Isaac."
Jack let out a whimsical laugh, "Of course I know your name! I know everything about you! So, now that the introductions are out of the way… How would you like to play a game of I Spy?"
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He paused, "I-I cant… I have to go downstairs to see mother for homeschooling and chores…" his smile faded into a look disappointment.
Jack placed his hand on
"Well I gotta go! I'll see you after
Jack smiled, "Absolutely kiddo! Oh, and Isaac!"
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All day Isaac told his mother about the amazing colorful clown man who came out of a magical box that appeared on the foot of his bed. His mother, however, did not believe a word of it. Finally, he persuaded his mother to follow him up to his room so she could behold Laughing Jack for herself. They walked up the stairs and Isaac swung open the door to his room.
"See mother?
"B-but mother… he was-" ''SMACK!''
"YOU STUPID INSOLENT CHILD! How DARE you lie to me about such childish idiocy! Who would want to be friends with a useless worm such as you?! You shall remain in your room for the rest of the evening, and shall receive no dinner... Now what do you say you ungrateful wretch?"
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Isaac managed to swallow the knot in his throat in order mutter a reply, "T-thank you ma'am." His mother glared down at him for a moment before leaving the room in disgust.
Isaac kneeled over, burying his face in the side of his bed. Streams of tears ran down his cheeks as he began to weep. "
"Wh-where were you?" Isaac murmured.
Jack ran his hand through
"Look kiddo,
Isaac looked up at his vibrant pal and silently nodded, as a little smile began to form in the corners of his mouth. That night, Laughing Jack and Isaac played so many fun games. With a wave of his hand, Jack made all of
It was pleasantly warm and sunny in London that day, which was a bit of a rarity. So, with the help of a certain not-so-imaginary friend, Isaac was able to finish his chores early and was allowed to go outside and play for a bit. Things started simply enough, the duo were back behind the house playing pirates, when Isaac spotted the neighbors cat sneaking into their garden.
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"YEARGH! WE GOT AN ENEMY SPY OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!" Isaac yelled, captivated by fantasy and imagination.
"Yo ho! I'll gets him Captain Isaac!" Exclaimed first mate Jack, in his best hearty pirate accent. Laughing
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"AHAHAHAHA Wow! I guess cats really
Laughing Jack began to chuckle as well, "Heh heh. Yeah… But won't you get in trouble if your mother finds your
"Oh no!
About an hour later, it came. The ear piercing squawk of
"Well?" Jack asked nervously. Isaac just starred at the ground as he spoke, "I… Tried to tell her it was you who hurt the cat… She
Isaac used his sleeve to wipe away his tears, "
Laughing
"Back in there? But I won't be able to get out until…" Jack paused.
Isaac looked up as his only friend with tears streaming down his face, "Jack… I promise
"And
That night, Isaac was sent off to boarding school. For the first time, Laughing Jack felt what it was like to be lonely. Even when trapped in his box, Jack was able to see the things going on around it, so each day, he waited for his friend to return, and each day the room grew older and dustier. Laughing
Thirteen years passed until the night
Isaac looked… different. Not only was he older, but he also seemed to possess this odd, grim look on his face. No longer was he the hopeful and curious young boy Jack first met all those years ago. Jack eagerly awaited
The next day, Isaac went off to work at his job as an upholsterer, doing furniture repairs for the good people of London. Jack waited in captivity. Hours later, a drunken Isaac returned home and stumbled up the stairs to his room, but this time he had a friend with him. It was a lady friend Isaac had picked up at the bar earlier that evening. She was beautiful, with flowing blonde hair, sapphire blue eyes, and a smile that could make hearts melt. Laughing
Laughing Jack hissed with envy over
"STUPID WHORE!" Isaac yelled as he smashed his fist into the
Laughing
The terrified girl tried to fight back, but Isaac was overpowering her. He roughly fondled her breasts, before savagely grabbing her hair and forcing his tongue down the sobbing young
Reaching back, he wielded a lead candlestick off the nightstand beside him, and with all of his might bashed in the back of the young
"What a wonderfully fascinating game!" Jack thought, as he watched the motionless
As the adrenaline began to mellow, Isaac realized he had to dispose of the body. He picked up the
First, he dumped out the contents of his big black tool bag onto the worktable behind him. An assortment of knives, hammers, pliers, and other tools was now laid out before him. His first pick was curved upholstery knife, which he used to carefully skin the body. That skin was then placed on racks to be stretched and turned into leather. Once that was put in place, Isaac then used a handsaw to saw off the arms, legs, and head, disturbing the home of several families of maggots in the process. After filling the garbage can with bleach and other vile chemicals, he submerged the limbs until the meat was stripped from the bones. Isaac fished the bones out of the soupy corpse juice and placed them on the worktable, then in the cover of night, he brought the trash can outside and dumped the rotten remains into the London sewers to be swept away into the harbour.
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For the next three days, Laughing Jack watched with wonderment as the inspired Isaac crafted the once human anatomy into a grotesque armchair abomination. The femur was made into the back legs of the chair, while the tibia, with the feet still attached of course, was made into the front chair legs. A wooden frame was used for the base and backing of the chair, however the rim of the backing was crafted using the spinal column. The arm bones were used as the arms of the chair, and were fastened in place by some ribs.
The now leathery flesh was sewn onto the seat and backing of the chair, and the golden blonde hair was braided into a lining for the base. Atop this armchair from hell sat the skull that once belonged to the girl who had the golden blonde hair, the sapphire eyes, and the smile that could melt hearts. Isaac was quite pleased with his work, and Laughing Jack too was impressed by his old
In the following weeks, Isaac made several improvements to his little workshop of horrors. He removed the mattress from the bed and put a row of thick wooden planks in its place, and then he fastened arm and leg restraints to the bottom and sides. This would mean he would be able to entertain his guests for a longer period without them trying any rude escape attempts. Isaac needed only one, final thing before planning another grotesque party. He worked on it for a week straight, hand carving it out of wood.
After a coat of white paint was applied,
That following night, Laughing Jack watched as the masked Isaac Grossman stomped up the stairs, carrying with him a large burlap sack with his newest guest writhing within. He dumped the bag out on his torture bed, and out plopped a bound, gagged, and very frightened young boy, probably only five or six years old. Isaac quickly undid the
The boy screamed through his gag as he writhed in agony on the wooden boards, his finger beginning to gush with blood. Isaac then moved on to the
Isaac returned to the workbench and swapped the pliers for a large iron hammer. He then made his way to the foot of the torture bed, where with one hand he held down the
As the child struggled with intense pain, Isaac placed the hammer down on the wooden bed and returned once more to the workbench where he equipped himself with a long sharp knife. Without delay he began carving the words "Useless Worm" into the
The
"EVEN WITHOUT A FACE YOU'RE STILL AN UGLY LITTLE SHIT!!" Isaac shouted as he picked up the hammer from the foot of the bed and began to bash the poor
He smashed it over and over, until it was nothing but a bloody caved in mass of flesh, pouring with thick, red blood and oozing out chunks of brain matter. From across the room, Laughing Jack gleefully observed the grand finale, which had lived up to his expectations quite wonderfully.
After that, he brought over a little girl whom he force-fed broken glass before using her stomach as a punching bag. As the weeks went by, more and more unlucky souls met their end in Isaac
The rusty nails that were holding up the shelf of forgotten knick-knacks finally gave way and the whole thing plummeted to the ground. Isaac heard the loud thud from downstairs, and decided to climb up to the attic to investigate. He walked across the blood stained wood floor of the attic, over toward the fallen shelf. Isaac brushed aside some of the trinkets that broke in the crash, when he finally came across the Jack-in-a-box from his childhood. Isaac barely recognized the old, tattered box as he picked it up and blew off some of the dust. Then, for whatever nostalgic reason, he decided to grasp the
A horribly off key Pop Goes The Weasel clanked from the worn out old box, and as it reached its climax, Isaac sung along with the final verse, "Pop goes the weasel…" The top of the box swung open, but nothing happened, it was empty. Isaac expected as much, and he tossed the old box in the garbage with the other broken knick-knacks. After the mess was cleaned up, he went to open the door to go back downstairs, but it was stuck. Isaac pulled hard but the door wouldn't budge. Just then he heard the most horrible raspy voice call out from behind him.
"IsSsaAac…" A cold jolt ran down
Then, with a bone chilling, raspy voice, the fiendish clown spoke, "How nice it is to finally be free!... Did you miss me Isaac?"
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Isaac was paralyzed in fear, "b-but I thought you weren't real… IMAGINARY?!" Isaac stuttered. Jack replied with a long horrifying cackle.
"HAHAHAHA! Oh I'm quite real kiddo… In fact, I've been waiting such a long time for this day to finally come… When I can play with my best friend for life… One. Last. Time!" Before Isaac could reply,
The twisted clown began pulling him closer, dragging him onto his own wooden torture bed as
Laughing Jack just chuckled, as he forcefully held
"Come on, it's no fun if you
"Hmm… looks like someone
First, Jack began to pull out
For his next trick, Laughing Jack reached deep into
"Feeling tired already? Why, we're nearly at the grand finale!" Laughing Jack exclaimed as he reached into his sleeve and pulled out a long adrenaline needle. "This ought to perk you RIGHT up!" Jack shouted as he slammed the needle into
Jack smirked, "Well, now that I have your full attention…" The insidious clown then took his long, crooked index finger and poked a hole in
Isaac was inches from death when his captor kneeled beside him and spoke into his ear, "
As his life bled out on that cold wooden bed,
There are rumors that, when the police finally found Isaac
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