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The Toppler was at the gym, because he was running out of people to punch. Jeff was long gone, and everyone else was dead (or, in some cases, double dead). "Right," said Dave the stuffed giraffe, the
"Since when could you do that?" inquired Dave.
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"Dammit," said the Toppler. "Dave, have you got any cash?"
"Of course not," replied Dave. "
"Sorry, sir," said Gunathan. "I
"Man, this dimension blows," grumbled Dave. "
"Oh my god,
"Ooh, I like this dimension," said Jeff. "
"Since when was Jeff the Killer a hacker?" asked Gunathan, still bowing.
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"Since when did Jeff have his whole body back?" inquired the Toppler.
"Well, I guess
"So,
"Nah," replied Demon Jeff in his trademark old voice. "
"Well, in that case," said Gunathan, pulling out a glock, "you can go to
"I like this guy," said Dave as the Toppler ran over to Demon Jeff to do his thing. As Gunathan repeatedly shot at Jeff, the Toppler held him in a headlock, punching him in the back of the head over and over and over. As Demon Jeff slumped to the ground, dead, the Toppler released. Gunathan, however, kept on shooting. About 5 minutes and 2345874500 bullets later, Dave shouted, "Alright, alright,
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"What?" said the Toppler, with a puzzled expression on his face.
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"Hmmm," said Dave thoughtfully, stroking his plush chin. "How about ‘Gun Guy?
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"Well, we really must be going," said the Toppler. "See ya!"
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