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On January 18<sup>th</sup> 2015 I was watching anime on some shitty site that I will not name here. The anime was called Junjou Romantica. It Is The Best Anime EvArZzZz! (Even for a male like me). It was half way through one episode where Usame was banging Misaki when I decided "Fuck this, I'm getting bored!" and cloed mai browser. Teh browser I uz iz Torch it iz teh beast browser EVAAAAAAAARZ! My mother heard me and shouted:
"Bonsai, Buddy don't use language like that you prick!" Yes, my name is Bonsai. Dill wit it. My mum always called me
My dad walked into his office. (I don't know what any of this has to do with the events of the story, but I'll tell you it all anyway, it develops characters that are never going to appear again in the story, EVER.) He walked into his office and opened up his Windows 98 with Internet Explorer laptop. I still had no idea why he didn't upgrade. Well, not yet anyway.
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Wait wut? ADDED H-H-H-H-HEROBRINE!?
This concept was unfathomable to my brain, and still is. My life flashed before my eyes. I managed to pull myself together and call it bullshit. I clicked the grey
Fook yus!
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When the game finally loaded, I accidentally clicked on 'multiplayer' I didn't meant to, but in doing this, I made a miraculous discovery. There was a server named:
Wow, these game developers must have had their fair share of Caesar salad. (Or maybe they were just really fucking high, I don't know.)
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"DaEtOn LiKeS CoK."
So, who was this mysterious
I should mention at this point the graphics were EXTREMELY realistic. Almost HYPER realistic. Were Microsoft turning this game into an MMO? Who is Daeton? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!
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No, this SRS BSNS! I can't joke about the cause of the zombie apocalypse as a bunch of butthurt idiots would probably kill me for making a crappy joke about it.
I clicked on the server and went on it. The two other players online were
Then it all came back to me, the events of the Autumn of 11 came flooding back to me.
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BUT WAIT.
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But then, something happened that turned my shit in to putrid diarrhoea.
WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?11//1/11//11/1//1/11/
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Contract
Somehow all these events were connected with this
Was Usame from Junjou Romantica connected with this?
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The title of the video was:
Everything was finally answered in this video, this one second video that changed me in so many ways, physically, mentally, spiritually, and even, sexually. It felt like I had just had the greatest sex ever. (I kno wut havin' smex fels lieek kuz even at dis age, I'd banged aboot twenty eight bichs.) Those wondrous words were whispered into my ear, and I woke up.
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She answered with:
"Watch the video…" He whispered to me, his warm breath, a nice difference to the cold air giving me the wierdist boner. Yup, he was DEFINITELY gay. It TOTALLY was not me who was gay, TOTALLY NOT.
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"I am a figment of teenage girl who had just seen Justin Bieber. Then Herobrine spoke.
"I am a figment of your imagination, Bill Ciates drugged your tea. You must save Minecraft and mah bae Steev" I just KNEW those two had a thing, KNEW. It was then that I felt a twinge of pride at the fanfiction I had writer aboot Herobrine x Steve. It was also at that moment, I realised my true purpose, it was to save the world of some online game everyone will forget about in a few years time. But I just HAD to do it, for Herobrine, for SkyDoesMinecraft, for Steev, for PoopLooser69, for Gaylord_Steambath. For EVERYONE. Just like in dat song from Belch wer Ichigo Kurosaki gets called a
I woke up, I was no longer in my house, I was outside a craply build green pyramid.
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"OMFG Schnoop! Iz da weedz on da sho realz?" Madara asked. My eyes met snoops, my eyes seemed to zoom in on his face as saddening yet epic music played. About 10 seconds later, he simply explained:
He the shot a lazer from his mouth and managed to krill
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