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My cat, Nigel, was doing something on my carpet. He was stretched out playing with Nepgear's N-Gear. I picked it up and looked on the main screen. She apparently started a program called, ‘RazerSynapseSetup1'RazerSynapseSetup1-9001.exe.dll.cs.exe.exe.edu.razer.sabertoothcontroller.grandtheftautov.tingtangwallawallabingbang.supercalifragilisticexpialidocus'. I was scared, and almost crapping myself. I did not know where Nepgear was. I called my best friend Morgan, and he came to my house the next second. I was wondering if he was living under my house. Next, Pedobear wearing a horse head was harassing Rom and Ram. They were my younger sisters. WHAT! Plot twist! Does that mean that Blanc is my sister? The world may never… Yeah, she's my sister. Morgan was making a yearbook with all the people in his grade who died. I snapped him out of just screwing around, and I yelled to him, "Where the fuck is Nepgear!!" He gave a nonchalant, "I don't know", and left the room. There was a train with a triangle on it. Motherfucker! Not the Illuminati again! Morgan and I got onto our horse, which was Pedobear, and rode to the front of the train. Pedobear tripped, and we fell to the ground. "All we had to do is follow the damn train, Pedobear!!" Jack yelled.

No-face from Spirited Away was watching us in the forest. He was holding the manifesto for the train. It was heading for Nunavut Bay. Holy shit! Are we going to meet Jean Bison from Sly 2? The world may never… Spoiler Alert, we are. Morgan, Pedobear, Rom, Ram, No-face, and I packed up to go to Nunavut Bay. We took the trip by plane. In the middle of the flight, we crashed in Nunavut Bay. Jon Stewart was there, and he was watching the train. "Hey, is that your wife?" Jon asked me. I replied, "How the fuck did you know!?" He gave no answer, but he would provide sniper fire while we sneak in there and get Nepgear. No-face would be a distraction, Morgan will put the Jar Jar cutout in the back doorway, and I will sneak into the building on the side, and get Nepgear. So No-face and Morgan got into position, and the Jar Jar cutout got knocked out. A line appeared with the text, ‘Wasted'Wasted', on it.