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The idea of becoming a miserable wretch running away from that..demon, had never even crossed my mind. I had a great marriage, a great life, I had everything. It was kinda like paradise, except I managed to fuck it all up. I only have myself to blame.
I rolled my eyes from her rambling. I knew better than to argue with my demonic wife on a Monday morning, however my lack of self-control got the best of me.
I began to feel frustration generating within me.
I grabbed our lamp and flung it at her. She immediately dodged and howled in terror:
As I headed out the door, Karen still kept bugging me:
My local church recommended some former priest named Bill. Bill was my only hope of escaping from this demon. The only trouble was, Bill was a disaster; this guy could seriously fuck up a cup of coffee.
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Before the exorcism could even begin, Bill had something to say:
I stared at him in disgust and disbelief.
Now for the best, and I
The demon manifested itself anthropomorphically, devoid of any humanity.
Coming to the realization of his devastating fuck up, he suddenly collapsed. Poor Bill, he got so scared, he had a heart attack and dropped dead right in front of us.
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