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Then the gameplay started. It gave a small backstory on how the world was in danger from demons, and how Mike had to stop the invasion. Then I was able to take control of the situation. It showed an 8 bit rendition of Mike in some sort or city. When you used your attack, it shot little dicks from his hand. I laughed again. I was loving this game, as I shot demons using my dicks. After playing the Mega Man like gameplay for a bit, going through platforming sections, I made it to the boss. It was a large 4 armed demon. I easily defeated it after upgrading myself using power ups to shoot green dicks. After he was going to die, it said something: "There's," And that's all it said before it died. I was curious to know what else it was going to say. Mike was then elevated to the sky by a mysterious red beam of light.
I then procceded to the next level. Now I was in the clouds. Before I could move though, the sky turned red and the clouds turned pink. I didn't think of this as odd, since it was a game about fighting demons after all. Then Mike started to jump on the clouds like trampolines, and continued to slay demons. Then a new character came out. It was the AVGN! "TAKE THIS YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHER FUCKER MIKE!" The AVGN told Mike as he game him a power up. This time, it was armour...
Evil laughing could be heard in the distance as he went through the level. The graphics were also starting to change. They were much more graphic than the rest of the game had been. There were corpses chained to the wall, and heads on pikes. Nothing you wouldn't expect from a Hell level wasn't there luckily. This time though, the level was a maze similar to Metroid. I was getting frusterated. I also had felt something odd. I was getting warmer, and warmer the longer I stayed in the level. Something was not right here, I was positive because something was odd in here. Then skeletons started to chase me down the maze! I tried to launch my dicks at them, but they would only go right through them! I was sweating heavily as I used my adrenaline rush to get out of the hallways of the labrynth. I finally made it out with barely enough health left.
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"C'MON MIKE! SHOVE IT DOWN HIS TURBO TUNNEL NOW!" James' text bubble read out. Out of nowhere, AVGN pulled something out of his pants! I was releived that it wasn't his dick, but instead, it was ANOTHER DICK! My mouth was un-doing my pants, and was almost at my balls. I picked up the dick, and launched it at the demon when he was laughing.
After he had swallolled that dick like the champ he was, he exploded into BLOOD AND GUTS EVERYWHERE! "There's
"Wow, well that was a shitty ending," I said to myself as I turned off my NES, and burried the game cartridge. "Well now, I need to take a shit," I murmured to myself. I made my way to the bathroom. I then sat down, and took my dumps. I was then mortified, and was sweating all over when I realised something. I had finally figured out the message as I looked over to my side.
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