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"How's yours's like, cuckold?"
I was reluctant to reveal the goods but did so anyways. Her reaction was too hard to describe, so I took out my phone and filmed her face.
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“All you need to do, kiddies is to relax and turn your heart to Sat-, t-the Looooord.”
“Just relax, keep calm, and (Y/N), if you don’t sit down right now I’ll castrate you with a Hacksaw, now
Our Bible Teacher, who I never found out the name of is a bit of a mixed bag. The more I be around her, the less I’m convinced to turn to the Lord.
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“Mrs. Bible?”
'''<big>“WHAT!?”</big>'''
“Why is there a piss-like substance on my mat?”
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“Hey, bitch.”
“Oh, ''HEEEYYYY'', Homer!”
"You got my money?"
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"...no."
'''"YOUR DEAD."'''
He reached in to punch me, and I opened up my legs for him.
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''DING''
"I know! Check the '''''
I pulled out my iPhone foldable I stole from their factory and search up on Bing.
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'''SKIP'''
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<big>"STEP ONE:"</big>
"Screw this!"
'''LOG IN'''
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I was doing 180 mph on the street heading for the airport, trying to stop Michael of his plans, which may or may not be real.
Finally rolled up to the terminal and t-boned a baggage cart, I jumped out of the car just before the shitty Pinto '''''explodes''''' before my eyes. I looked over my shoulders and finds a conveniently placed Segway on the side, which I rode away on.
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Thankfully, only 4 people were run over, all of which occurred while security was chasing after me.
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I decided that the only way was to just kick the door down gangsta-style, so I did, and the Happy Wheels™ Victory theme played.
"Wazzup bitches?" I said as I went to sit down by the toilet.
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"We're 15 hours from UK."
<big>"OH COME ON!"</big>
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Finally, I flagged down a
I missed Miami, I missed PornHub, I missed my Librarian teacher. I missed 50 Shades of Grey most of all. But then ''(looks to the left, then back) '''<big>SUDDENLY</big>,''''' I heard some rustling in the bushes, thinking it was a Squirrel, I barked and pounced on it, only to be smashed in the face by a metal trap door opening.
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"Bombs?"
"No you dumb '''''
"Oh, okay, ...WHAT?"
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"What are you gonna do with the nuke, then?"
"''SHE'S'' the one that wants to nuke Miami. That video was just a cover-up. We have to hide the nuke somewhere remote and isolated. She knows about the place."
He handed me a card, "Wait, wait, I know this trick, I'm not playing it, 45.6 billion$ aint worth dying for!"
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