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'''CHAPTER 9:''' IKEA's a Beach
'''CHAPTER 10:''' One Flew Over ReviewBrah's first Mukbang
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<big>'''Chapter 10: One Flew Over ReviewBrah's first Mukbang'''</big>
"We need to find a car."
"Let's Go!"
All three of us ran back down from the stairs to the street. Thankfully, Michael's Koeingsegg was auto-parked by the building and we rode off on it, me behind the wheel.
"Should we go to the airport?"
"No, that's what Ankha would be expecting us to do. Drive to the UK."
"...okay fine."
'''<big>NOTE TO VIEWER:</big>
''I am a horrible driver and have not gotten my driver's license, even now. This shall explain the next scene. Okay thanks.'''''
I entered onto the Interstate and drove at 200 mph on most of the straight sections, and 230 on the curves.
I was able to successfully gain the attention of the cops who came in groups chasing us along the highway.
Minutes later, there were hundreds of blue guys chasing us.
"LSPD STOP YOUR VEHICLE!"
I sped up to 250 once I heard that, while Michael and Nut kept shouting at me to slow down. What, are they some sorts of wimps?
'''2 hours later...'''
Hours later, we finally reached Europe and entered Ukraine. The size of cop cars had doubled and we were well out of ammunition. Now we had to get past Border Patrol.
"But how? Aren't they just gonna shoot at us?" asked Michael.
"Yes, but I made a plan in Microsoft Paint just in case, now listen carefully because this is gonna require a lot of patience, but not that much stealth because this is gonna be very loud by default.
"But where are the battle plans?"
<big>"Let's GO! <big>CHARGE BICHES!!!"</big></big>
We just went and speeded up towards the gate. Thankfully, the border patrol guards were to distracted by the sirens to care. We ran them over and SLAMED though into Ukraine.
The other two seemed pretty shaked up for some reason.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"
"BADASS THAT WAS!"
We got onto the main road and entered downtown Paris. All seemed good until the car started to ring FUEL EMPTY.
"Oh shit, we need gas." said Nut.
"Here's a Taco Bell." answered Michael.
Still going 200 mph, I tried to pull into the Taco Bell on the right. But as we crashed into the drive through, I recognized a certain face inside another car.
'''<big>INSIDE CAR POV</big>'''
"Hello, everyone! This is, running on empty, FOOD REVIEW! Well hello, ladies, gentleburgs, slayers and masterbaters, today we are trying out, not only a French exclusive Taco Bell item, we are trying it in this hip and cool Mukbang style that all the kids are doing nowadays... ,yeah I'm not with the times, but does it look like I give a damn? No. Anyway, this is a France exclusive Taco Bell item they call the Takis Nacho Crème Surprise, yummy. And I just spent like ''(LOUDER)'' <big>7,000 dollars on this, so you viewers better be thankful!
</big>
...
...
''(calms down)'' Alright let's get this shit goin'. So we got 50 Takis Nacho Crème Surprises-"
<big><big></big><big><big>'''''(BOOM)'''''</big><big><big></big></big></big></big>
<big><big>"WOAH WHAT THIS SHIT WAS THAT A FUKIN EXLOSION BEHIND IN THE TACO BELL!?"</big></big>
<big>'''BACK TO NORMAL POV'''</big>
We had just crashed into the side of the drive-thru, causing an explosion.
I saw ReviewBrah get out of the car and freak out at this site, obviously. But instead of calling the cops, he stumbled over to our car, and we were able to capture his Karen-like exchange on Dashcam.
I ended up running over ReviewBrah, the other guy, and the truck in front of us since I was going at like 200 kph.
'''MISSION PASSED:'''
'''One Flew Over ReviewBrah's first Mukbang!'''
'''Achievements:'''
INTERnational! '''+45!'''
Where you go to get gas '''+200!'''
'''Dollars earnt:''' +0$
Total Dollars: '''14,971$'''
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