Chris Chan's Dimensional Merge has Already Happened... We are DOOMED!: Difference between revisions

 

So lets get down to the nitty-gritty. How do I know the dimensional merge is happening? I have SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES! Better yet, I have a photo posted below:

So first of all, as you can see, a hyperrealistic Sonic has made its way into our reality, but notice its eyes... they're... wrong... and notice how distorted everything has become. And that creature in the background? Well, I hate to break it to you... but that's God. Like the REAL GOD. It turns out that all of the religions where WRONG except for a small cult called the Church of C'Shan. Appartently C'Shan is able to invade every universe and dimension, and it is slowly invading ours.

SO let me tell you how I managed to get this picture. I has just gotten through talking to Goddess Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu, and I had gone outside, and I heard a choir of voices shout, "TREMBLE MORTALS AND DISPAIR THE EYE OF C'SHAN IS UPON YOU!!! YOUR DIMENSIOAL MERGE HAS COME TO PASS!" I couldn't wait to meet Sonichu and my waifu Hatsune Miku, so imagine my disappointment/horror when a great portal opened to reveal the face of God (C'Shan). It said "THE EYE OF C'SHAN HATH SEEN YOUR SEARCH HISTORY AND NOW YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE SICK AND TWISTED SONIC ORGY OF YOUR DREAM YOU FITHLY SINNER AND PATRONIZER!!!" Hyperrealistic Sonics started to appear and as you can see I got a picture of one. However there must have been dozens and they all startted chasing me. When they caught me they did... unmentionable things to me...

 

 

Chris Chan was shocked and happy to see me there, but I told her of what C'Shan had told me, and what all was happening. She said "Y'all don't have to worry now, I can summon Sonichu! Electric Hedgehog Power!" this is what appeared:

"NOOOOOOO!" Chris Chan screamed, "That's not Sonichu!!! Some Troll done messed up the Merge!". The abomination said "HeLlO FaaaAaaTHer! I aM PiKonIc!" Chris Chan screamed "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!" and Pikonic said "WhAt'S tHe MaTtEr? rEmEmBeR, FuZzY WuZzIeS GeT yOu HuGs, PrIcKlY WiCkLeYs GeT yOu SlUgS!!!!" pikonic then electrocuted Chris Chan and burnt her to a crisp before devouring the ashes laughing manically as it did so. "Speaking of Prickly Wickleys" a voice said I looked behind me and it was one of those Hyperrealistic Sonics with barbed pickles... I- I don't wana talk about this part again ok? Evil Patrixx appeared "THOUST FOOL!!!" He screamed "DIDST THOU THINKIST YE COULD EVADE THE GAZE OF C'SHAN? DIDST THOU THINK THE EYE WAS BLIND TO THE DECEIT IN YOUR HEART!!?!?!?!?!1!?!" Then Pikonic pounced and electrocuted me and I blacked out.

 

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