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I am the greatest janitor in all of Sega HQ. Thay mak Sonic the hejhug gams here and Im a big sonic fan since I was 6. So I took the jub and clean their toilets beter than anyone.
One dark and sturmi day I was taking out the garbage to the dumpster in the alley. But I saw the dumpster had blood flowing out of it. So I got my mop and started cleaning. But no matter how long I cleaned more blood overflowed from the dumpster. Thren I thugt I herd pirates in the dumpster. tHEN an evil
It was a quiet evening and it was so silent I could hear a pin drup. Then blud began to leak out my computer. I got my mop out again and started cleening up. That same
As I looked over to my screen
I ran for the window as my room burst into flames. Fortunately, I had a helmet on so I burst through the window wif littel shrapnel pains.
How wus I goon to stup EXE? Then suddenly my house BOOMED as lightning struck from the sky and Tails, Knuckles and Amy appeerd in funt of meh.
I cooddent beleef it! It was my childhood heroes. I noo this was possible frum that 1996 special comic episodie Sonic LIVE.
EXE walked toward us, hus body enfolf in flume. Knuckles bellowd as he ran towards sonic with his feests clunched.
I accidentally fell underblooter and tasted some of the blud. It tasted liyk grap jam.
Tails plane sweeped us up and out of the giant flood of blood.
As we rose above the city, the now giant SONIC
We all gasped. EXZE was so smart. We wer too slow to stop him. As I looked down upon an exhausted knuckles, tails and amy above the blood flooded city, I new tha kittins were in trubble. Was all howp lost?
There was a blinding flash around us as the real sonic fell from the sky, transforming into hyper sonic! He looked so hyper realistic as hyper sonic he made the blood look fake. And certainly not hyper realistic.
Hyper
Exe cackled maniacally, the skies thundering with his laugh.
As hyper sonic was about to soar by us through the sky, he grabbed me and my mop and held me forward.
Of course! THAT was where the blood was coming from! Sonic
I held back my mop like a baseball bat. Ready to swing it in Sonic EXES fays. This wus for all the mopping he mud me doo errlier.
I swung my mop as hard as I cowd. We swung through exe and hit him in the eye. My mop was bloody but
As hyper sonic put me down, Amy Knuckles and Tails all gathered together with us. They all cheerd me us the bist janitor in the wold. I thanked them and got insurance on my house. I told them Sonic EXE appeared and spilled hyper realistic fiery blood into my house. They said that was coverd unda section e.
I
'''THE END?'''
I was playing Lego Marvel. It was gud. But then I decedid to to go try the new sonic game Sonic Forces. I hadn’t plaid it but my fiend said it was the best game hed ever played. He said I shuld a copy right before they sent him to the insane asylum. My favourite gumstomp was open for another hour so I went out I walked down to the mall.▼
▲I was playing Lego Marvel. It was gud. But then I decedid to to go try the new sonic game Sonic Forces. I
As I was walking, I sorr a strike of lightning hit the mall. And heard an evil laff.
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I love the mall. I want the mall to be my ringtone.
The pirate man summoned a blue portal at his desk. He pulled out a chartradge of sonic.exe. I asced why a chartradge and he said it still should work in my console.
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Next I was controlling Sonic. But he had black eyes and red pupils. I wonderd if he was trying contact lenses. I controlled sonic as he flew across the screen at demonic speed through a lava, blood-red city. Blood red blood came out as I ran sonic into tails. I was confoosd. Wasent tails sonics fiend?
Knuckles stood in sonics way but sonic began tearing him apart with his bear hands. Thas right his hands turnd to bers. They went rar. I saw sonic reach the forest zone. But the forest was a blazeeng infairno. Within the fires was nothole. He saw sally who begged him to stop. He raised his arms which cawsd sally to convulse as she rose into the air. She was choking and gasping for air. I heard a woop woop woop and sonic turned around towards to face me. Sonic now had spikey teeth and sed
Then evrywun terned 2 zombis. I reelised I could turn the game off so I did. This gaym was so bad so I threw it out the window. I got bured and went to mcdunalds. for something to eat. I never saw the eyvel sonic exe again. Btw your noot noot next.
▲'''THE END!?'''
'''THE END!?'''
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